A funny way to say the best but stupid (made by David Tesema). It was a funny way to annoy Sophie Baldwin.
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by Alex Mixon September 6, 2004
Get the goobusted mug.a type of marching that evolves high kicking up as you step forward. It first appeared in the 19th century Prussian military. Later it became associated with the Nazi regime lead by Adolph Hitler in Germany. This mode of marching was soon adopted by the military institutions of other fascist regimes like the Falangist dictatorship of Francisco Franco that ruled Spain for nearly 4 decades. After WWII the communist army of East Germany used this method of marching. When Germany reunited as a democratic nation in 1990 the goosestep was finally abolished, at least in Germany. Other countries' armies may still use it today. Nevertheless, goosestepping is mostly associated with the Nazis, and usually fascism in general, often as a pejorative trait.
Bill keeps ranting about how "queers ought to be deported", how immigrants are "getting free houses, free cars, free education, free rides and "tax exemptions for 7 years" (note that magic number 7), the "liberal media and education bias", the "Jewish cartels", the "war on Christianity", "taking God out of schools" and all that tired hokey shit. He needs to take a good look around him. He's a goosestepper, a trained Pavlov dog, a droid.
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Get the goosestep mug.The scientific medical diagnosis’s, affecting predominantly the brain. Its a syndrome consisting of several known symptoms. You may call and classify a person as a Goober if they fit 3 or more listed symptoms.
Symptoms are as follows
.Completely Retarded for large periods of time
.Cute as hell(no known reason why or how they do it)
.May dance randomly and
.Likes music from lack of talent singers such as Michael Buble(bub-ble)
.May be anoying i.e. enjoys waking you up, poking you. ect
.clumsy(drops things, puts non refrigerated items in the fridge, has difficulty cooking simple food like ravioli(maybe even cant get into pan)
.cute smile
.very affectionate
.leaves funny voicemails, myspace, or facebook comments.
If you know anyone who has 3 or more of these symptoms you must be advised to promptly call them a Goober and refer them to Ubrandictionary.com for further proof of their ailment.
Symptoms are as follows
.Completely Retarded for large periods of time
.Cute as hell(no known reason why or how they do it)
.May dance randomly and
.Likes music from lack of talent singers such as Michael Buble(bub-ble)
.May be anoying i.e. enjoys waking you up, poking you. ect
.clumsy(drops things, puts non refrigerated items in the fridge, has difficulty cooking simple food like ravioli(maybe even cant get into pan)
.cute smile
.very affectionate
.leaves funny voicemails, myspace, or facebook comments.
If you know anyone who has 3 or more of these symptoms you must be advised to promptly call them a Goober and refer them to Ubrandictionary.com for further proof of their ailment.
Shannon-Im gonna do what im gonna do cuz im a man and thats what i say.
ben-wow i saw this disease on Ubrandictionary once, you must have goobertitis
ben-wow i saw this disease on Ubrandictionary once, you must have goobertitis
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