Gojo Satoru is the strongest sorcerer in Jujitsu Kaisan. He is also the hottest guy I've ever fucking seen. This man could stomp on me and I would thank him. This man is also the biggest man whore you'll ever meet, and most definitely the kinkiest.
Friend: Yo, I really like this guy. Hes really hot too.
You: Is he hotter than Gojo Satoru tho?
Friend: ...
You: Ya that's what I thought.
You: Is he hotter than Gojo Satoru tho?
Friend: ...
You: Ya that's what I thought.
by gojosatoruisdaddy April 18, 2021
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The Gongoozler will swim up to you.. take you by the toes, and bring you down, down, down.. into the frothy depths.
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by Liamgibb March 10, 2010
Get the Ganjover mug.1. The most beautiful, handsome, & powerful man in all the universes.
2. The love of my life.
3. Big dick daddy.
4. An anime/manga character from Jujutsu Kaisen.
2. The love of my life.
3. Big dick daddy.
4. An anime/manga character from Jujutsu Kaisen.
Gojō Satoru can have my throat.
Who is number one? Oh its Gojō Satoru.
That’s by sweet baby angel, Gojō Satoru.
Who is number one? Oh its Gojō Satoru.
That’s by sweet baby angel, Gojō Satoru.
by Yanca November 24, 2020
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Symptoms are:
Hurting to pee
It reaching out and grabbing your meat
And your balls feeling like a pair of maraccas
To avoid such a disease avoid liaisons with taco stand ladys and avoiding gas station toilets
Symptoms are:
Hurting to pee
It reaching out and grabbing your meat
And your balls feeling like a pair of maraccas
To avoid such a disease avoid liaisons with taco stand ladys and avoiding gas station toilets
Joe: I've made a horrible discovery!
Doctor:What is it Joe?
Joe:Why does it hurt when I pee?
Doctor:Did you get it from the toilet seat?
Joe:Yes!! It jumped right out and grabbed my meat! Help doc my balls feel like a pair of maracas and please don't stick no needle in me!!!
Doctor: You probably got the........Gonokakakhackus!!!
Doctor:What is it Joe?
Joe:Why does it hurt when I pee?
Doctor:Did you get it from the toilet seat?
Joe:Yes!! It jumped right out and grabbed my meat! Help doc my balls feel like a pair of maracas and please don't stick no needle in me!!!
Doctor: You probably got the........Gonokakakhackus!!!
by Rambozo the Clown December 2, 2013
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by Kyle JC December 18, 2010
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Idk what y'all say but he's my daddy
Idk what y'all say but he's my daddy
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