Gomer Pyle

While receiving head you nut in her mouth. Salute and yell "Surprise,surprise,surprise..." (MILITARY FATIGUES OPTIONAL)

I gave my wife a Gomer Pyle lastnight, she was mad.

by Jefferson D. July 1, 2009

gomertard

A fan of the Indy Racing League.

He doesn't like Champ Car, therefore he's a gomertard.

by Julian St. Jox November 7, 2007

gomezyani

GOMEZYANI is a name of a very smart boy who is loving, cares alot for those who deserve his care, good at lying but never lets anyone hurt with his lies. He knows how to treat girls and never lets them down, he is a trustworthy person but doesn't trust anyone.

If you find yourself a GOMEZYANI, keep him and save him well, you'll never regret..

by Sigal April 30, 2020

gomer

Any chronically debilitated patient, (usually not able to communicate due to stroke or coma) admitted to the hospital that has little or no hope for recovery. They are literally sent there so that family members can presume to live without "the guilt" of letting their loved one die with the least bit of human dignity. As a result, these poor souls die a slow, pitiful death, out of sight from their family because their family doesn't have the seeds to "pull the plug".

Literally: Get Outta My E. R.

Aunt Hazel is a gomer over at St. Vincents... her family would rather let her rot slowly in the hospital than let her die with dignity.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 31, 2006

gomer

the real meaning of gomer is the following:
acting stupid, making an ass out of him/her self, being in a blonde moment, ignorant, neive, an idiot, someone who is clumsy.

steve urkell is a gomer. Dude! you are such a gomer i cant believe u knocked that over. That gomer ruined my sofa.

by adam ohman July 25, 2004

gomer

A person who does something correctly but in an odd way. Such as swimming, but looking like your drowning. Or writing but using all your fingers to grip the pencil.

That guy runs like a gomer.

by Kenneth Boston June 17, 2004

Gomer

Noun- A person or persons who displays an inability to function within normal social situations without being a nuisance, bother or generally an ass. It requires both an inability to function physically and mentally and should be used in describing a person or persons who possess both. Idiot references mental. Klutz references physical. Gomer encompasses both. A person who is not only an idiot, but has the physical ability to try to own it and inevitably fail.
Originally arose in connection to 60's iconic TV character Gomer Pyle.

George W. Bush is the prototypical gomer.

by PseudonymIITheSecondComing December 14, 2008