Golfing

An excuse used by heavily closeted gay men to avoid telling their friends they're actually doing a bunch of hella gay shit.

I told my friend im golfing so he won't know I'm really knee-deep in man butts.

by Whitedaddyjesus July 26, 2020

Golfing

To suck the dick of a superior for a promotion.

Hey Julie I'm going to go Golfing with the boss this afternoon. Want me to see if he need's a caddy?

by StabYoMom September 27, 2020

Golfizam

we all know golf the car is the best now there a religion for it

"I'm apart of golfizam"
"what does that mean?"
"it means you are apart of the best religion"

by golf lover 101 February 12, 2022

November Golfing

To be extremely nice to an individual. To go out of your way to portray yourself the most desirable dang present at the moment . A very effective way of posting on a member of the opposite sex when in desperation.

Mr Chaos always is "November Golfing" Giving the rest of the Garies no chance to ask the ladies to dance They just get lost in the fake romance.

by Unodatfasho January 8, 2011

blackout golfing

1: Consume a lot of alcohol, steal a friend's golf club, grab some balls and a few more beers, go around campus/neighborhood and create your own golf course. It is preferable to break windows, wear actual golf attire, and shoot shit with cops.

1: Jake woke up in his dorm with a severe hangover, a ticket, and broken golf club after a night of blackout golfing.
2: After a long day of drinking, Mike thought it would be a good idea to take a golf club and some balls and go around campus randomly hitting them for a fun night of blackout golfing.

by goods23 August 11, 2012

butt golfing

You insert the golf tee in your partners butt, while they are balancing on their head, you put a golf ball on the tee. You then scream FORE and you whip your cock out and you slap the ball with your dilly dangle.

Brittney wanted to get freaky, so we went butt golfing.

by Cotton Picker 69/420 April 21, 2016

hipster golfing

When two gingers with massive beards take their smashed avocados to the driving range. It often results in them preaching about chakras and soulular length.

"Those two are definitely hipster golfing."

by EmuOperative September 30, 2021