A Golf Ball Cleaner is when you put your balls into a woman’s mouth while jerking off. Derived from the golf balls cleaners you would commonly see on a golf course.
by Aaron Tinder December 31, 2021

When a person triumphs over a more major complication in their life - therefore rising to a higher level of society. One who accomplishes "beating the golf ball" can also be known as a Taylor and, from that point on, be spoken to in person as "...my Lord" "...your Majesty" or "...his Greatness".
by The_New_Guy August 17, 2009

A monster and an abomination.
Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.
by Le French Raccoon October 6, 2020

by ae303902293 December 13, 2021

by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022

Slang term in used throughout the Destiny community that means "Ascendant Shard" due to the item's shape that looks like a golf ball
"Bro, how many golf balls u have"
"I have 2 in my inventory to get that cool kiosk exotic, I still have more in my vault:
"I have 2 in my inventory to get that cool kiosk exotic, I still have more in my vault:
by an exo that plays destiny February 25, 2023

by thereacharound November 2, 2022
