Goldfish

A reference or equivelant to cocain/crack and or assortment of date rape drugs

"That nigga ED spilt all her goldfish in her computor room"
"That nigga ED swears she will quit the goldfish right after this fix"
"That nigga ED will only take goldfish in its purest form"

by TFean April 22, 2006

Goldfish

The most useless animal that has completely no purpose.
God was high when he made it.

Goldfishes dont do SHIT!

by Georgioz December 12, 2009

Goldfish

Comenly used as a nick name for a really cute boy who has the brightness and most beautiful blue eyes and the cutest smile in the world. He is the tastiest snack around he’s... “the snack that smiles back, goldfish.”

“Goldfish is the best lookin snack around “

by Common_nobody November 26, 2018

Goldfish

A fish that dies down the toilet every second.

Daddy where did my goldfish go?

by Urban_Legend_23 March 12, 2017

Goldfish

A person or experience that was supposed to be way better than it actually was; a disappointment; something or someone who didn't measure up to reasonable expectations; not a whale

A-"We should have a shamoo riding contest!"
B-"I bet you'd be good at that."
A-"I've never ridden a whale before!"
B-"Oh yeah you've only ridden boys."
A-"No more like I've only ridden Goldfish, I mean compared to a whale..."

by Oh Geeze October 30, 2008

Goldfish

When a guy bites a girls nipples and it gives her sexual stimulation.

Girl: Give me goldfish

by sexyboo August 29, 2010

Goldfishing

When someone is so fucked up, they head in one direction with a goal in mind but half-way there, forget that goal and wander off in a random direction with or without another goal in mind. Term comes from goldfish in an aquarium acting the same way due to their seconds-long memory.

He was so fucked up on mushrooms, he spent the whole night goldfishing around his apartment and never made it out to meet us.

We wasted a few hours goldfishing around camp before we even realized that we missed the burn.

by DJJD2000 August 9, 2009