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godisnowhere

A psychological word puzzle, which changes meaning depending on where you choose to put the spaces. People think your first understanding of it shows your view or belief about God.
Ie godisnowhere could be read as 'god is nowhere' or 'god is now here'.
by gwynz August 21, 2011
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Godstomp

An upgrade to the term curbstomp or stomp; godstomp is an ass whooping or beatdown so bad, that not only did the losing party have little chance of victory, the at of this stomp shook the earth and divided the heavens..
Could Wolverine beat Superman in a one on one? Uh..NO. It would be a Godstomp.
by Justjookie7 April 19, 2016
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Trial of the Gods

In Scandinavian countries, to legally become an adult here you have to pass a trial associated with one of the gods. Three common ones are:

1.Every town square has a model of Thor’s hammer. If one boy or two girls are able to carry it around the square, they pass Thor’s Trial and become Disciples of Thor. They are successful as everything from coal miners to cannon fodder on the battlefield.

2.If you’re able to defeat the village elder in a game of intellect, like chess, you pass Odin’s Trial. Some of the hipper elders accept games like Starcraft and Magic the Gathering. The Disciples of Odin are often thought to all be nerds, but actually they have significant numbers of geeks as well.

3.If you pass one of the other trials by cheating, and it’s later admitted or discovered, you pass Loki’s Trial. The Disciples of Loki often go on to become successful businessmen and politicians, which ensures we don’t get laughed at for having really stupid people making terrible deals.
"I passed the Trial of the Gods."

"By cheating!"

"That's a valid way of passing."

"Why?"

"Because it shows I cheat well."

"Is that good?"

"If you can lift Thor's hammer, sure you can lift a hammer. But if you can make people think you can, you can make them think anything."

"Are either of those things as important as chess skills though?"
by Effective Altruism June 29, 2016
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Devourer of gods

I love the devourer of gods theme that shit fucking slaps
by Permafrozen March 2, 2021
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for gods sake

when someone or something is really annoying you, and you just shout 'oh for gods sake !'
person 1: beepbeep
person 2: shut up
person1 : beeeeeeeep
person 2: arggghh
person 1 beeep
BBEEEEPPPPP!
person 2: ARGGH FOR GODS SAKE SHUT UP !!
by ROFLROFL.xxx June 28, 2006
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godspeed

They wished him Godspeed.
by RTFirefly February 8, 2005
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Godstiny

A pure unrelenting form of the saviour of human kind who has no compassion for others and seeks his thrill from only destroying reactionaries. The unleashed form of Destiny the Streamer.
Woah she was just overwhelmed with the sight of facts and logic. Such a Godstiny moment.
by HiReaper August 5, 2019
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