Golded

when a skinny Russian fag is tamed in the ass by a short, fat, gay Jew with no money and a gay brother who he also fucks.... the skinny Russian likes this a lot. The fat Jew gives the skinny Russian a hickey in the middle of this

Stevo was golded by Brad

by AsherBigCock March 11, 2017

Goded

Goded is A.P.S.B.C.
Goded owns all.

To be in goded you must believe in APSBC.

by Joe Bob February 28, 2005

golded brown love

making love to a black woman between 30-50, then later finding out it was one of your black friends mom.
and getting the mother pregnant.

Alex-
"hey Joe, i totally had a golded brown love with Mrs.Brown last night"

Joe-
"you son of a bitch, thats my mom!"

Alex-
"ohhhhh...well...see you in 9 months! hehehe...am so dead."

by Norman Mcnormal April 5, 2010

gorded

"Gorded" is the past tense of the commonly used verb to "gourd" something.

The other day I gorded. It was awesome.

by TouchOfAnUncle February 3, 2015

Guided Missiles

1.Signature sound of the game Microman, a powerup
2.Missiles that have a homing device or controls to guide them to a target

1.<chorus> Guided Missiles!!
2.I launched guided missiles at my neighbor's dog

by BlackAttack(TheAfricanAssault) June 3, 2003

Guided Missiles

US made missles that home in on orphanages and baby food factories that occasionally hit hospitals

Man. I have never laughed so hard as I did when CNN showed pictures of the blown up peoples grieving families. All sad 'n' shit, slappin themselves about just because another guided missile found its target. Luck they were arabs or someone might get upset.

by Sick F*ck August 10, 2003

gonded

To be past the point of being gone

Dude, I'm so gonded right now

by Krantzkrazy December 20, 2015