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Goddammit Joe Keteles

A phrase said when emotional music plays on a radio or in a movie. This phrase may also be used to refer to a guy/girl making foolish decisions when it comes to their love life.
Goddammit Joe Keteles, stop making out with Emily. Goddammit Joe Keteles, Tonight by FM Static is on the radio again!!!
by Datishat June 7, 2019
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golden goddess

A woman who's presence is felt whenever she enters a room. One who exudes traits of strength, understanding, intelligence, empathy to all creatures on earth, as well as a very strong will. She can be held abd revered over other women, especially in the eyes of her suitor.
That Logan girl is the very definition of a Golden Goddess.
by ZStan May 15, 2016
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Inner goddess

The sex goddess living inside you. Like from 50 shades of grey, which is the reason you came to search this word. Don't lie.
*Laying naked in bed*
Sam: What's your inner goddess doing?

Sophie: Prancing around like a kangaroo, doing backflips
by Grunge freedom January 2, 2015
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bro goddess

A mythical creature that combines bro time with a hot and sexy (usually sassy or sarcastic) package. Basically the coolest person in the world combining sex appeal and slightly toned down bro behavior. Not to be confused with a bro hoe this girl may or may not be easy depending on a male or female view of sex and number of sexual partners. Can occur when fathers aren't given sons to pass on their knowledge to. Not to be confused with a lesbian that appears manly, the bro goddess must be at least straight leaning towards bisexual is an added bonus. Can be a great wingman when hunting a threesome. Not to be confused with butch the bro goddess appears to be a demure female in everyday situations until she speaks.
That Jessie chick, on the mountian bike, chugging a beer, giving me the finger? Oh she's the bro goddess for sure.
by buriedlemons April 23, 2010
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straight goddess

a girl that is perfect in every physical way
Joe: WOW that girls really hot.
Steve: Yeah, she's straight goddess
by NuttyNigel December 13, 2009
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I'm the Goddamn Batman

The explanation batman has for everything he does.
-Who the hell are you, giving orders like that?
-Are you DENSE? Are you RETARDED? I'm the GODDAMN BATMAN!
by SpinnyPoggers July 17, 2009
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juice-goddess

The juice-goddess is at work.
by fadihenry February 18, 2015
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