Gobbler

A term used in the logistics/brokering field referring to people over the phone who are unclear in their speech. Typically leaning more towards people of Indian Asian descent due to their accents but a gobbler can be anyone from any descent.

Is also not a trustworthy person. Most gobblers are trying to scam or screw you over in some capacity.

*on the phone* "Hey, how are you today sir?"

"uhhhhh, you have road for today?! *car window open* *baby screaming* *loud unidentified sound*

"Yea, sorry man. I can't work with gobblers" *Hangs up the phone*

by Slayer of Gobs September 20, 2023

gobbler

A subspecies of man whom has atleast three chins, resulting in more chins then brain cells. AKA the Gobbler

Anyone of random supervisors with multiple chins known as the gobbler

by notgonnadoit December 29, 2009

Gobbler

The act of a group of people tapping the forehead of a passed out loser with their penis'.
Usually occurs on a football trip away or a bucks weekend.

Also known as a Turkey Slap.

Oi boys, Petey's passed out, let's give him a Gobbler and tape it for his wedding video.

by Turkey Pete May 2, 2005

gobbler

someone who has a passion for gropping another man's ball sack and/or penis

Man, Morgan and Adam were some hardcore gobblers in physics class today!

by DevilCreeper69 June 3, 2009

gobbler

when a females clitoris looks similar to that of a turkeys neck

turkey gobbler

by turkeygob October 1, 2010

gobbler

when a male pulls his pants down, bends over, and shakes his package. The view of the hanging sac of manhood resembles a turkey's gobbler (turkey gobble - gobble sounds encourage)

commonly found at Millersville University in Pennsylvania from 1994 - 1998

by City May 13, 2005

gobbler

1. Someone who takes a lot of points in a game of Hearts and/or swallows copious amounts of semen. Accomplished gobblers can do both at the same time.

Player 1. Get ready to take a shitload of points on this hand, Gobbler!

Player 2. Get ready to take a load of spooge down your throat, Gobbler!

by PeeBee January 18, 2004