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goysplain

A non-Jew accusing a Jew of betraying his/her own people
Hillary goysplained Sanders
by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 4, 2016
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goyslop

Unhealthy, processed foodstuffs meant for mass consumption (like vegan meat and instant ramen). Can also apply to mass culture like pop music.

Carries anti-semitic undertones, as it expresses the anti-semitic theory that Jews are designing and selling processed food/popular culture to subjugate non-Jews (goyim).
Spam is goyslop
by bruhinator 2000 June 5, 2023
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goysonous

I don't feel comfortable around goysonous people.
by pentozali October 29, 2014
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goyshones

a word used to describe a close friend or loved family member
I'm chilling with my goyshones today.
by Julia Cara Goolia July 5, 2006
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Goyslop

The food you find in the sink drain put into a hamburger yummy often a result of schizophrenia
Eric: dude that looks great where did you get it

Evan: GOY GOY GOY GOYSLOP
by GOYGOBBLA October 17, 2022
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goysplain

A rhetorical fallacy employed to deflect serious criticism of Zionist occupation, based on the premise that only Jews can authoritatively discuss events in Palestine
Although Josh used to delegitimize critics by accusing them of anti-semitism and goysplaining, he could not fathom the idea that he was jewsplaining Palestinian suffering from the point of view of someone who sympathized with an occupationist regime and its apartheid policies.
by Sheila Shatila May 26, 2021
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Goyslurp

"Goyslurp refers to any high-carbonated drink with added sugars, artificial flavoring, forever-chemicals, high-fructose corn syrup, and nano-plastics like Coca-Cola, Fanta, Mountain Dew, Monster Energy, etc.

This drink is mostly consumed by the common man (goy) as a way to wash out the goyslop (processed foods). It also helps to keep the common man (Goy) fat and unhealthy so he can easily fall for the next psy-op and consume more product. Many young men can also develop a form of "sissyfication" from consuming large quantities of sugar-free Goyslurp like Monster Energy Ultra, which turns them into "Femboys"."
"Goyum A: Man, I can't eat all that Goyslop without my Goyslurp!

Goyum B: Yea Bro, I need to finish my bachelor's degree (fake certificate), so I need to go to Walmart and buy me some energy drinks!

Goyum A: Let's go to Walmart.

Goyum B: Splendid!"
by Kreyg3r January 3, 2024
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