A noun substitute for the word "golf" used by tongue twisted moosh heads who cannot speak proper English.
As Mike suggested that we play a round of "goff", we all laughed at his eggregious mispronunciation.
by whuffie September 27, 2005
To perform an awful swing or land the ball WAY in the rough while playing the game of golf.
To be terrible at the game of golf.
To be terrible at the game of golf.
Wow, you really Goffed the heck out of that ball. It's almost in the bunker... of a different hole.
This guy really plays golf like a Goff.
This guy really plays golf like a Goff.
by Ukurugenzi February 05, 2010
My neighbor is a Goff.
by SCARFACE101 May 05, 2004
Some guy that sucks ass at tenor and tries to be something he's not and sam sucks also tries to be like mr m
by Samsuxxxx March 15, 2017
jimmy:get off the computer please!
karl:just a sec
jimmy:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
karl:fuck you
jimmy:goff goff goff goff goff goff
jimmy:GETTHEFUKOFF!
karl:just a sec
jimmy:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
karl:fuck you
jimmy:goff goff goff goff goff goff
jimmy:GETTHEFUKOFF!
by Tookinoff September 24, 2006