gnapika

A beautiful, strong boss ass bitch. She loves to read, and she is super independent. She doesn’t need a man by her side. But she is super hilarious and will make anyone’s day brighter.

Omg Gnapika is such a great person and friend!

by Lrxoxo May 22, 2018

gnailed

to screw up because you misscalculated and then go with it, because your friends say it wont be that bad.

damned i gnailed on ezio, but at least he will only ever be usefull in pvp

by Omni325 November 10, 2021

GNASI

To be well below average or sub-par. Not up to standards. Really Awful. Extremely Bad.

Man, too many gnasi dreamteams in our league, they're dragging the average down

by Geeeman September 21, 2009

Gnarfle the Garthok

A form of punishment on the planet Remulak. The offending conehead is placed in a Colosseum-like arena containing thousands of spectators. When the garthok is released the prisoner must battle it using only a hook and short staff. If the garthok is successfully gnarfled, the prisoner regains his honor. If he fails the conehead is killed and eaten by the garthok.

You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . gnarfle the garthok!

by Brian McManus June 21, 2006

gnat's ass

Very small measurement used by toolmakers & engineers, or roughly .0001 or one ten thousandth of an inch. Actual size may vary between shops, but always much less than a pussy hair. About one tenth of a skosh which is equal to approximately one nudge of the dial.

Note: When specified, generally regarded as smaller than the smallest one can measure or produce, since while most people intuitively understand that a gnat's ass is pretty small, few have actually bothered a gnat to measure one.

"Clearance is clearance, Clarance, but that die is only missing by a gnat's ass".

by aethernet September 4, 2006

gnarp gnarp

Gnarp gnarp (alternatively spelled as gnarp gnap) refers to a photoshopped image of a cat to make it look like a green alien with two antennae, with the caption “Boy why you so gnarp gnap 👽”

John: Boy why you so gnarp gnarp 👽

by DerangedCat May 4, 2023

Gnarfankle

A mythical creature resembling a troll that has orange/ purple hair, green skin, a five o clock shadow and in some cases, a mullet. The species range from 2-114 ft. tall and if you look them in the face, you will throw up. They brandish swords and other medieval weapons and are driven by an evil impulse to destroy all that is good.

That Gnarfankle stole my sandwich.

by Q tip May 30, 2006