Gorilla Glued

When a group of black guys ejaculate onto a woman until she is stuck to the floor and unable to move

-"yo did you hear Alison got gorilla glued after the party last night"
--"ya what an absolute freak!"

by CrustyUncle69 March 2, 2022

You-glued

verb:
1) The act of getting caught up watching YouTube, or other such video website, for hours on end.

2) Bouncing from one suggested video to another ad infinitum.

I stayed up all night watching cat videos because I was You-glued.

by MemphisGuy September 8, 2010

super glued

Yet another term designating a very high level of inebriation (drunkenness).

Damn, Frank drank the rest of that fifth of Jim Beam. By the end of the afternoon, he was super glued!

by Frank Klaune April 23, 2005

Gorilla glued

When you're so high off of gorilla glue strain, you stick like glue to anything you rest on. - can't move.

" i smoked last night and I got so gorilla glued to the couch"
"Bro, I'm tryna get gorilla glued tonight"

by Trianglez October 15, 2017

glued an acorn

Teeny-weeny stub of male genitalia, particularly the head of the pene, situated at the base of the torso.

Thad: “Julie, would you like to get with me in the nighttime?”
Julie: “Why not!”
Thad: “ I have to warn you that you aren’t likely to feel much. It looks like somebody glued an acorn down there. I can’t get an erection, but I can still cum.”

by #namenotonhere March 6, 2019

De Glued

Spanish fraud who is glued at one position when ball comes at him. Plays for Penchester United.

Did you watch Liverpool vs United last week?

Yes. De Glued

by Likemyballsto April 4, 2023

super-glued

when a man has a wet dream and he wakes up with his dick stuck to his body

Ah, man I woke up this morning after having an amazing wet dream last night, and my dick was super-glued to my belly!!!!

by hbomb1974 September 2, 2019