Glarphing

An indescribable feeling.
OR
Feeling useless or like your life is going nowhere.

I'm totally glarphing right now.
Yeah man, senior year will do that to you.

by Toxiclaughter October 7, 2016

Glumping

Accusing someone of being homosexual after strongly hinting at having homosexual tendencies yourself.

Dude 1: Wanna see my dick?

Dude 2: No, but that guy's ass is lookin hella phat on god.

Dude 1: Bruh that's kinda gay.

Dude 2: Wtf bro stop glumping.

by Freggsmash May 25, 2020

Glurpin

A glurpin is a situation when outcomes are different but you benefit from it.

Paying taxes based on percentage and not finite dollar amount is not fair but it's also glurpin.

by LazyBoy76 September 18, 2021

glurpin

A situation in which different outcomes is better for all.

Person 1: These lockdowns are hurting my business
Person 2: That's terrible, but the lockdowns are better for the most amount of people, even if some have to suffer. What a glurpin.

by Ron64 September 18, 2021

glurpin

A situation in which different outcomes is better for all.

Capitalism has it's failings, but overall it's a glurpin.

by JustTrying September 21, 2021

glurpin

A situation in which different outcomes is better for all.

Capitalism in imperfect in its raw form, but overall it's a glurpin.

by JustTrying September 21, 2021

Glumping

A medical evaluation involving the cupping of a creatures testicles.

"My God what are you doing?"
"I wanted to make sure the horse was healthy so I'm glumping it"

by Good Shlep March 31, 2022