glorp

Used as a substitute for the word "eat".

Glorp that into your shit.
I'd glorp that into my shit any day of the week!
Glorp it down town!
Are you glorpin' that into your shit right now?

by Moi Bok July 10, 2025

Glorp

Verb. To poke someone or something on the tongue in mid yawn.

She liked to glorp the cat.

by The Glorpinator July 30, 2025

Glorp

Technical jargon which is confusing and obscure, sounding as if an alien had made it up. Can be used to refer to jargon in any field, as long as whatever it is it only makes sense to experts.

A: "The sprockets on this infinitely recurring cat-looper are getting dangerously close to the cross-cat-harpings, and as a result, the futtocks are taking too much weight. Maybe we should spangle them - or we could plug the dirk into the pineal gland."
B: "Dude, I don't understand a word of that glorp."

by ObsolenceBalthazar November 23, 2025

Glorp on my Schlorp

1. The act that causes one to garage.
2. The wettest, messiest head possible. Just the real gawk gawk. The sloppiest toppy. The most drooly, moist affair involving a penis since 1967. The real mouth porking 3000.

She glorp on my schlorp till I garage

by Desired_Garlic October 12, 2023

Glorp-shire

The dollop of whipped cream on top of a cupcake

The Glorp-shire looks very nice on that cupcake

by #RespectTheDripKaren October 18, 2020

Glorp-Shhinne

A very strong and continuous suction force caused by a orifice in the human body

Sally: Do you want me to give you some Glorp-Shhinne.
Dave: From which orifice?
Sally: My nose ;).
Dave: If you insist....
*LOAD Glorp-Shhinne*

by Arrowofdoom September 24, 2022

Glorp Day

Annual Glorp day celebrating the Glorp Glorp Glorp

Oh boy, it’s the annual Glorp day! I’m going to celebrate it with a Glorp.

by Snakrite March 14, 2025