Goobering

The act of dipping your testicles into your lover's fecal matter.

Person #1: Yo dude i was slammin' my girl last night and she offered to let me try some goobering with her!

Person #2: Damn bruh, how was it?

Person #1: It was dank af, my nuts smelled for hours!

by AlwayLoading September 18, 2017

Groelinger

1. A patriot for all humanity, devastatingly powerful and capable. Groelinger asks "Why can't I?" rather than accept failure. Groelinger fights for what he believes tooth and nail to win, but has the wisdom to know what battles can't be won. Groelinger is a lover and a fighter, because passion surges against evil and evil must be fought.

2. An amazing act. An act of making impossible or unlikely to probable and possible.

3. Friend to the end, a Groelinger has a friends back to the end, and will not faulter under any circumstances, including but not limited to; certain death, pain endurance, mental anguish, etc.

1. Don't mess with a Groelinger, that's just a bad idea.

2. Dude, he literally just Groelingered that, I can't believe he did it!

3. Yea, he threw himself in front of that bus to save his friend, what a Groelinger.

by Gdoggthehog October 24, 2011

Cock gobbling slut waffle

A slut who gobbles fat dick for eggo waffles.

Dude, your sister is a Cock gobbling slut waffle!

by Thiccdaddywithaq November 2, 2018

groveling

Kissing the feet of your woman to show extreme deference after a bender. This submissive man is overcome with shame and fear while kissing these magnificent feet.

He went out last night with the guys and didnt come home until 4:30am. She was out of ambien and only slept for like an hour. She ripped him the biggest asshole and told him hes a man child and she won't have children with him until he gets his shit together ... Now he is groveling at her feet.

by hamboner08 March 28, 2016

Globbing

The act of a man expelling his load into a woman after a long period without masterbation.

Justin didn’t wank for a weak because he knew a good globbing would feel so much better!

by PRlMEE January 16, 2020

Globing

The action of burning a lighter in a circle to get every last bit of weed in the bowl

Friend:the bowl is dead bro.
"Nah dawg,It's cause you ain't globing it homie!"

by Globemaster420 January 17, 2021

Gabeling

Talking with awkward bad dad jokes;
To annoy with the knowledge that you are doing so

I went to work and my coworker started gabeling right when he came in

by Halafire September 15, 2021