Gleason

Filling one's anus with ketchup and mustard and then pooping it out on a partner's face, in their mouth, and all over their body. The anal secretions are then licked up by other members involved in this sick disgusting orgy and swapped between each others mouth.

I walked in on my partners and their friends having a Gleason party! How disgusting!

by Big Daddy Tim April 9, 2009

Gleason

The coolest last name ever! Most of the family is hilarious and it is a trait to be comical, (proof is the comedian Jackie Gleason). The family is pretty cool and has a constant occurance of twins. The men in the family all have large penises and are athletic competitors.

Man that family the Gleason's are always kidding, but they're good at sports.

by chealseafc 4 lyfe May 28, 2008

Mr Gleason

A god

Wake up with skittles on my face they calling me Mr Gleason

by Emiliano Lawson October 28, 2019

Van Gleason

"A paper towel folded into a paper football!" The main purpose of the "Van Gleason" is to be positioned between your ass hole and grundle, and locked into your butt cheeks preventing chaffing, sorness, and possible leakage.

Directions: Make a paper football out of a paper towel (choose how thick or thin you want your "Van Gleason" to be.) Proceed to place the "Van Gleason" under your anus to your grundle. Lock the "Van Gleason" into place between your butt cheeks. Enjoy the temporary relief!

THAT "VAN GLEASON" REALLY HELPED TO PROVIDE TEMPORARY RELIEFE TO MY RAW GRUNDLE

by Van Gleason August 25, 2022

brett gleason

A man that owes his girlfriend tacos.

Brett Gleason....yeah I know the guy.....he owes me 🌮🌮tacos!

by ItsDatGurl December 18, 2016

Jackie Gleason

Derived from a Family Guy episode. This sexual move involves the female performing oral sex on the male. When the male is about to cum he pulls out of her mouth and releases his load all over the female's face while simultaneously exclaiming "POW! Right in the kisser." This is in reference to a quote by Jackie Gleason in the 'The Honeymooners'

I gave my bitch a Jackie Gleason last night.

"Giving her a Jackie Gleason excites her", says Ron, "Hermione loves it when I yell POW, right in the kisser."
"I wanna do Hermione." grumbles Harry

by J-Snizzle May 23, 2008

gleason hedge

A very intense, slightly war obsessed, cupcake calling, sports spectator that is a coach and gym teacher

Coach Gleason hedge made us run 3 extra laps for saying war was unnecessary

by Choco bunny eater April 25, 2014