Ganderast

A goose-fucker

When he moved to Slimbridge he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a ganderast.

by goosefacts July 14, 2010

Gander

take a look

Adam West "Hey baby you wanna take a gander at some Adam West penis"

by Adam Westside December 22, 2008

ganders

to look at something

let us av a ganders

by T-leaf October 9, 2003

glanderize

Verb. The sexual conquest of a female. The act of glanderizing includes flirting, sexual activities, and bragging to your friends of the sexual activities.

Word originates from Ryan Glander, the king of flirtation.

Guy 1: Hey you and April left the party last night. What happened?
Guy 2: Dude. I totally glanderized her.
Guy 2: *Explains in detail the events of last night*

by Jameson Wolfe May 26, 2009

cookie granderson

Another name for the multi all star mlb center fielder curtis granderson. The name originated from his sweet catches and sugary attitude both on and off the field. After each time granderson hits a home run the bleacher creatures in the outfield have been known to yell, "ding the cookies are done"

Hey jeter did you see cookie granderson make that diving catch last night to win the game?

by pugsalini127 July 22, 2010

Meat Glancer

A person (usually male) that quickly looks at another man's junk then looks away. Not to be confused with Meat Gazing, which takes longer.

I caught a meat glancer in the shitter checkin out my twig-n-berries.

by anonymous1a2b3c November 15, 2006

Goose is a gander

Surprising someone with a thumb up the butthole when they're not looking, while exclaiming, "goose is a gander!"

Tiffany: "What the hell are you doing back there?"
Nora: "Goose is a gander!"

by norandtiff January 26, 2011