A nickname given to a famous former football coach. He’s been known to arrive at well known universities and pro teams with hopes of championships. They soon find out the dysfunction and baggage associated with him isn’t worth it. With all that he seems to find gigs that pay great money. Hence Urban is a Grifter
Hey remember when Urban Grifter was with that team down south? He should have returned home with the team! Instead he saddled wifey with the grandkids and went to the bar to find him some young strange
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Man 1: "Dude, how was your date with Vicky?"
Man 2: "It was alright. We got in the hot tub, then I totally gave her Grandpa's Gift."
Man 2: "It was alright. We got in the hot tub, then I totally gave her Grandpa's Gift."
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A gift given at a gift exchange, usually around Christmas time that is given strictly for comedic effect, to piss off the receiver, or both.
Extra joy can be achieved if given to a teacher, boss or someone in authority, although remorse almost inevitably follows.
Gag gifts come in wide varieties, as nobody has the same taste in humor (or despair).
Extra joy can be achieved if given to a teacher, boss or someone in authority, although remorse almost inevitably follows.
Gag gifts come in wide varieties, as nobody has the same taste in humor (or despair).
I reached into the box expecting a great gift from my best friend, but then realized it was a gag gift when I learned he had given me a bar of soap.
A fur coat is the ultimate gag gift for a PETA advocate.
A fur coat is the ultimate gag gift for a PETA advocate.
by Ohthelulz December 8, 2009
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When you are told that you are a gifted child in elementary and middle school only to burn yourself out in high school trying to get an A that you know you will never get.
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"Hey Frank, thats an amazing watch"
"Thanks Ted, it was a mofo gift"
"Wow. You have a great brother"
"Thanks Ted, it was a mofo gift"
"Wow. You have a great brother"
by busiv September 15, 2016
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by a,men April 1, 2009
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