lizard gizzard

When a woman's clitoris is so long that it looks like a lizard's gizzards are hanging from her.

Oh my goodness gracious sweetheart, you have such a long lizard gizzard!

by Cynical Jester November 15, 2017

Gizzard Gobbler

A person who loves sucking penis to the extent that it's disgusting.

Girl: Omg Have you seen Paris Hilton in that video?

Guy: Oh yeah It was hot, I'd tap that.

Girl: She's such a gizzard gobbler, It gives a bad name for all women.

by c'estunepute! July 22, 2009

lippsy gizzard

somone who is slightly hobo-ish with a strong but sensual attraction to the under side of a koala bear. Also posessing a furocious appetite for leather kite flying.

You went too far man...that lippsy gizzard is gonna steal your grandmas fork lift!

by bobbinforbrainonacreeper April 26, 2009

Gizzard Slaps

The repeated action of slapping your ball sack against the throat/neck of the person slobbing on your knob. Requires a loose, dangly scrotum and rapid, back and forth, throat fucking.

Rachel’s a little banged up today after that round of gizzard slaps.

I could hear nothing but moaning and gizzard slaps comkng from my roommates bedroom.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Pork gizzard

Fat chick who stays sucking Dick and got that juicy booty to back it up.

She got that pork gizzard ass and a real pretty mouth.

by 32 Squad August 1, 2019

Gizzard Hammer

A huge cock that can pound out a solid deep throat.

Her throat is tore up. I gave her the gizzard hammer last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018

Gizzard Tubers

Uterine Fibroids

Uterine Fibroids are benign tumors in women and it is estimated that 80% of all women will get these gizzard tubers.

Nadya Suleman was in the news again recently when she decided to have a myomectomy for her gizzard tubers.

by Opinion Jockey May 29, 2009