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government juice

Yo Bro give me a foster's instead of that government juice
by RD Dennis June 11, 2006
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government ski team

Someone who works all summer, and is on unemployment all winter, conveniently with a season ski pass. That is the whole idea...
guy 1 "Where does he work in the winter?"

guy 2 "He doesn't, he's on the government ski team."
by Alpino March 15, 2010
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government

a person's legal name, as opposed to an A.K.A. or nickname, the avoidance of which is usually preferred by those involved in illegal business.
"don't be using my government out here in the street like that"
by killer mike July 31, 2003
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Living off the government tit

Literally, a low life that is able bodied, yet lives off government assistance. I.E. Welfare, WIC, Food Stamps etc. etc.

In the film Forrest Gump, Forrest asks Lt. Dan what he's doing now when he sees him for the first time after they arrive home. Lt. Dan, who has lost both legs and is confined to a wheelchair, states, "Living off the government tit."

The phrase is a reference to Lt. Dan's receiving a monthly stipen for the loss of his lower limbs.

In recent years, the term has a negative connotation and is often used to describe healthy welfare recipients that are able to work but choose not to because they are satisfied with their welfare checks for doing nothing.
The people living off the government tit are the largest voter pool for the democratic party.

Living off the government tit is free ride for people who realize government cheese is preferable to gainful employment.
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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Government Schizophrenia

Government Schizophrenia is caused when a government enforces and supports two completely different policies that are blatantly contradictory.
The United States has "Government Schizophrenia" when it comes to it's policies regarding cannabis prohibition. According to the government's Controlled Substances Act, cannabis has no medicinal value, and is deemed a schedule 1 narcotic. While on the other hand the government patents it's cannabinoids from cannabis, claiming they have medicinal value.
by Killer Bud August 14, 2012
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Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra

The best line in the whole entire film or movie.
*credit scene after movie*

Davo: Aye mate, that was a pretty good movie! Should we head out..?
Trev: Wait mate, the best part at the end..
Davo: What?

Screen: Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra

Trev: That’s what I’m talking about. ;D
by Big Seth Everman Energy December 28, 2019
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The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021
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