Jot Gritty

Similar to Minosyndrome and or the opposite of Ahmedonome, Jot Gritty is to either go fishing or to want to fart on an infant child.

Let's go jot gritty in Doki-Doki.

I really want to jot gritty on Susan's child.

by Dukey A.A February 19, 2023

GETTY

A small gathering not a party but t least 5-12 people drinking, dancing, listening to music and having conversation in a private or public location

Yo guys I'm having a getty at my crib tonight.

by elementzero October 11, 2017

Gutty-works

Your intestines, stomach and wot not.

'Meh gutty-works are playing up mate.'

'Might ave been that curry we had last night?'

by ShiverShiverton September 25, 2011

Gettysburg Hat-Trick

In reference to the opening line of the Gettysburg Address "Four score and seven years ago...", it is when an athlete scores 4 times in one game.

Dude, did you see how Fitzy is playing? He's on fire.

Yeah man, he's scored 4 goals already. That's a Gettysburg Hat-Trick.

by Banangy February 14, 2013

gettysburg axe handle

A guy very roughly fucks a person in the rectum from behind. He pulls his bloody dick from the bowels and expels copious amounts of man jam. He then proceeds to hammer is dick in a bloody mess of cum splattering the cum in all directions.

During last weeks re-enactment, Chris gave Jim the messiest Gettysburg axe handle ever.

by Coco Sean July 6, 2018

Gritty Uncle

The process of masturbating with sand in your hands.

1) Tom Hanks in Cast Away had to give himself Gritty Uncles for 4 years because of his loneliness. It was not pleasant.

by dcruzado January 25, 2011

gittard

1) someone who is acting extremely dumb
2) a synonym for retard but more offensive
3) someone who doesn't do hardcore drugs but looks like it

"Bro did you really just eat a lizard?"
"Yeah dude I'm so quirky"
"On bro you're such a gittard"

"Why is that dude running down the hall?"
"He's a gittard"
"Understandable"

by bullyphil August 22, 2019