girthy dick

A small fat chode, that’s the size of a cucumber

“Damn, That is a girthy dick!”

by Kaylen1234567 November 6, 2017

dirty girthy Gareth

The act pulling out your 12 inch schlong and using it as a propeller to commit a terrorist attack

Them: “Yo did you see the local preschool burnt down?”.

You: “Ye, someone committed dirty girthy Gareth

by cjiblue December 12, 2022

Big fat girthy brain

Why should anyone listen to me? Well, it's that long hard monster brain of mine. That's reason enough. Isn't it?

Hym "Don't you know? Can't you tell!? The size of things dictates our behavior round here. See, the fact that I got this big fat girthy brain means that all the academics should be just a-clamoring to listen to me. And they're right to do it too cus if you're going to listen to anybody it should be somone with a big ole brain."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2023

light weight girthy

when a man is semi hard;

i'm feeling light weight girthy tonight

by hello gato October 9, 2008

girthy gervin

Human replica of the ice age turtle

1. Go to nearest bathroom
2. Door locked
3. Lights off
4. Candle lit
5. Anal lube in wine glass
6. Pants down
7. Butt cheeks clenched
8. Spin in three circles saying "GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN"
9. The ice age turtle will appear behind you

by Girthy Gervin August 21, 2017

girthy hog

When you’ve got a GIRTHY penis.

“Did you see his hog?”
“It’s so girthy!!”
“He definitely has a girthy hog”

by pca13 May 23, 2018

Girthy Gary

Girthy gary is typically associated with a younger male that can't grow facial hair and has a bit of girth is his genital area but this is not a bad thing

Crash has a older brother that is considered a Girthy gary

by madgoblin5000 February 23, 2019