girthy cock

the biggest dick you will ever see

holy shit did you see johns girthy cock

by Adolf_Drippler69420 April 20, 2023

girthy beef

A large girthy, thick and juicy penis. Resembles a nice steak

Bob: Give us some of that girthy beef Eden.

by fagsquad September 12, 2017

girthy dick

A small fat chode, that’s the size of a cucumber

“Damn, That is a girthy dick!”

by Kaylen1234567 November 6, 2017

girthy gervin

Human replica of the ice age turtle

1. Go to nearest bathroom
2. Door locked
3. Lights off
4. Candle lit
5. Anal lube in wine glass
6. Pants down
7. Butt cheeks clenched
8. Spin in three circles saying "GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN"
9. The ice age turtle will appear behind you

by Girthy Gervin August 21, 2017

girthy hog

When you’ve got a GIRTHY penis.

“Did you see his hog?”
“It’s so girthy!!”
“He definitely has a girthy hog”

by pca13 May 23, 2018

Girthy Gary

Girthy gary is typically associated with a younger male that can't grow facial hair and has a bit of girth is his genital area but this is not a bad thing

Crash has a older brother that is considered a Girthy gary

by madgoblin5000 February 23, 2019

Girthy Murphy

A sexy black bald middle aged man with a polo, cargo shorts a cane and a bowlers hat named Murphy with a overly wide sized penis that sleeps over at girls party’s or hangs around kindergartens

Geez did u guys see that Girthy Murphy yesterday tuning those fit kinde kids I hear he has the fattest pp around

by Jetty_rat February 29, 2020