Girthquake

When you’re so well endowed that when you have intercourse the shear size of your member causes your partner to have an orgasm that measures on the Richter scale.

We planned on fucking all night but only a couple pumps in I caused a girthquake.

by Mnastee69 May 29, 2024

Girthquake

Middle name from the 16th Century associated with earthquakes of high magnitude due to girth originating from Latin word Girthy meaning size.

Who’s he? That? He’s Girthy Girthquake Johnson son of Hugo Alexander Johnson

by fingerfish January 30, 2026

Girthquake

A bowl movement of such magnitude that it seems to shake the foundations of the earth.

That deuce registered a 9.5 on the richter scale. A girthquake like that might require EMS.

by Hal_Jordan March 7, 2026

The Girthquake

When your dick is wider than the length and after you finish having sex the vagina is the perfect width to insert a coke can.

My vagina was so tight until Kev fucked me with The Girthquake..

by Skvmfvkk February 11, 2019

girthwaken

When one is awakened by a massively Girthythick cock and it sets off a girthquake of explosive orgasms.

Look at that kinda cute, sleeping, angsty millennial yelpster, I think it’s time I go girthwaken her ass.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 10, 2019

Birthquake

When a female in labor makes the final push to get the baby out, but lays a fart so long and loud it measures on the Richter scale.

Jesus, while Melissa was in labor with our son Jake and she made the final push to get him out, she dropped the loudest fart that had to measure on the Richter scale. It may have been the first ever Birthquake!

by Tee Cee Deez February 29, 2020

mirthquake

an episode of laughter that entails shaking or violent motion.

"You should prepare yourselves for a mirthquake, as today's comic strip was rated 7.1 on the rictus scale." - penny-arcade.com

by C Vogue November 13, 2006