Lil Girled

The feeling of defeat

A: *bust while having sex*

B: you just got lil girled

Person "A" have the 'feeling of defeat' because they let off (nutted, came, bust, ejaculated) quicker than Person "B"

by Inkyyyyy July 28, 2016

girdlestone

one of the best names ever created, they have a great personality and are secretly liked by some of the sexiest women around. they are funny and charming. they will also give anything a try

"i would love my man to be a girdlestone"

by -bil- January 14, 2008

T-girled

When you are fooled by a picture or video of a woman who is a pre/post op transexual.

Friend 1: Man, what do you think of this girl on this dating site here.
Friend 2: Oh, I'd throw my hat in the ring!
Friend 1: T-GIRLED!
Friend 2: Damn, you got me, no way that is a man!

by Rikersbeard422 December 24, 2018

Girdle

Must be rustically stained yellow to look aged,toilet paper hanging out,crotchless,distinct smell of fish and urine mixed in with car air freshner or possibly cheap end of line body spray from all good pound shops.

"my girdle is not dirty,It was yellow when I got it."

"I dropped my mug of tea on myself while I was snoring and the girdle got the brunt of it."

by I went to a fish market and all i got was this lou September 29, 2003

Squirty girdle

A sexual act in wich a woman takes a large amount of laxitives and empties her bowels into a skin tight girdle until it over flows and squirts our onto their sexual partner.

“Dude you let her give you a squirty girdle?!”

by Somniphobia_- November 30, 2022

fat'n'girdle

two women fighting, so fast that they're just a blur

those girls were wailin' on each other so hard and fast that all you could see was fat'n'girdle

by fleenster August 11, 2006

slack ma girdle

slang for "suck my dick"

background information: This term was coined in Charleston, Illinois in the mid nineties by the local physics club at Eastern Illinois University. nobody knows exactly why, but the term is still in widespread use today at EIU.

Monica: Do you want me to collate that for you Mr. President?
Bill: Hey bitch slack ma girdle!

by Shane and Roy November 8, 2007