A large portion of any human population that is easily gullible to any religion, political party, or social trend no matter how preposterous. Gullibillies exist in every race, class, culture, or society and their beliefs are dictated more by demographics than actual intellect, basic cognition, or critical examination. Until a gullibilly becomes hardwired, they can be easily swayed into any belief system.
Guy 1 (To Guy 2): "So why are you a Mormon?"
Guy 2: "Because I chose to be."
Guy 1: "Really? Even though your mom and dad are Mormon, as well as everyone else in your family and community. You sir, are a gullibilly."
Guy 2: "No I'm not! What I believe in is backed up by reason and facts."
Guy 1: "No, it's backed up by someone else's reason and facts which you comfortably don't feel the need to look into. If you were born in Afghanistan, you'd be the same kind of idiot who runs into a Jewish market with a bomb strapped to your chest."
Guy 2: "Because I chose to be."
Guy 1: "Really? Even though your mom and dad are Mormon, as well as everyone else in your family and community. You sir, are a gullibilly."
Guy 2: "No I'm not! What I believe in is backed up by reason and facts."
Guy 1: "No, it's backed up by someone else's reason and facts which you comfortably don't feel the need to look into. If you were born in Afghanistan, you'd be the same kind of idiot who runs into a Jewish market with a bomb strapped to your chest."
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Anthropologists discovered an ancient news broadcast revealing the fate of Alabama man and Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard Jefferson Beauregard Bedford Forrest III committed hillbilly seppuku while cleaning his loaded .45 revolver on the toilet. He was surrounded by his close friends, the Coors family and the Miller family.
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When one is without toilet paper and or baby wipes, they must “hillbilly baby wipe” themselves. Simply spit on your fingers run them through your ass hole and you have completed the hillbilly baby wipe.
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Meaning: A journey (or ride) characterized by the irresponsibility of the hillbilly lifestyle, ending in death.
The band 'Hillbilly Deathride' played hundreds of shows between 2004 and 2007, developing a substantial following in southern WV and eventually recording an as yet unreleased album, but appearing occasionally at special events.
The band is known for covering obscure songs in a 'screaming metal' format and playing inebriated to intimate crowds long past closing time.
Meaning: A journey (or ride) characterized by the irresponsibility of the hillbilly lifestyle, ending in death.
The band 'Hillbilly Deathride' played hundreds of shows between 2004 and 2007, developing a substantial following in southern WV and eventually recording an as yet unreleased album, but appearing occasionally at special events.
The band is known for covering obscure songs in a 'screaming metal' format and playing inebriated to intimate crowds long past closing time.
Billy Bob's life was a Hillbilly Deathride since he started using drugs and eventually died.
"I can't wait for the Hillbilly Deathride cd to come out!"
"I can't wait for the Hillbilly Deathride cd to come out!"
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by hakkon218 February 3, 2010
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Let’s do get a dunkin donut! No way, I need a hillbilly bagel from Krispy Kreme. My teeth may have already fallen out, but I’ve still got my sweet tooth firmly in place.
by smalljones August 23, 2020
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