Gilksed

Being controlled by your girlfriend but can't accept it.

Dan: you coming out tonight ?
Chris: sorry cant make it, baking cakes tonight.
Dan: you are clearly gilksed

by Danc2991 April 22, 2013

Gilke

The best girl in the world. Sweet, caring, fantastic, amazing.

No more words are needed. Gilke is amazing

by Ag412 November 24, 2021

gilkin

Guy I'd Like to Kick In the Nuts.

Omg, why do you like him so much?
I don't! He's a gilkin!

by yeeyuh November 6, 2005

Gilkeyitis

A viral infection that affects the central nervous system and cognitive abilities. Symptoms include being brain dead from the neck up, low self-esteem, an attraction to individuals who have no substantial qualities, other than superficial/physical attributes (e.g., muscles). The disease becomes malignant once the infected falls head over heels in love with a narcissis named Norman Gilkey.

Norman: Girl, you know you in love with me.
J: Yeah, I have been feeling kinda stupid lately. I think I got gilkeyitis!

by JNKelly October 1, 2013

Gilkey

Loose or flabby Skin that hangs under a fat, old, or ugly persons chin.

Did you see that fat bitches gilkey?

Yea, it flapped like a scrotum in the wind when she turned her head to the left.

by Joeythaprofit November 15, 2017

meshach gilkeson

a stink boy who doesnt bath

meshach smells

by Micah July 2, 2004

Gilkeyitis

A viral infection that affects the central nervous system and cognitive abilities. Symptoms include being brain dead from the neck up, low self-esteem, an attraction to individuals who have no substantial qualities, other than superficial/physical attributes (e.g., muscles). The disease becomes malignant once the infected falls head over heels in love with a narcissis. Cure: Penicillin, garlic, and Yanni.

Norman: Girl, you know you in love with me.
Jo: Well, I have been feeling kinda stupid. I think I got gilkeyitis.

by JNKelly77 October 1, 2013