French-Canadian expression meaning “dick head”. Often used to insult someone or used as a joke to make fun of them. French Canadians can use it without anyone suspecting anything.
Pourquoi des écureuils t’on courru au derrière? Parce que t’a un esti d’tête de gland
Viens tu juste de fesser dans mon char tête de gland?!
Viens tu juste de fesser dans mon char tête de gland?!
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Taken from the Pakistani political scene where the Prime Minister of the same name had no opinion of his own and rather worked as a spokesperson of President Zardari
Taken from the Pakistani political scene where the Prime Minister of the same name had no opinion of his own and rather worked as a spokesperson of President Zardari
by KingJohnny November 12, 2010
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by superawesomenerd June 13, 2011
Get the Giandra mug."Bleh... Look at that dork playing Magic cards with his friends. He's got cheetoh dust all over his Man-mary Glands."
"If I was a little drunker, I'd wait until Chuck passed out, then I titty fuck his Manmary glands."
"If I was a little drunker, I'd wait until Chuck passed out, then I titty fuck his Manmary glands."
by Serequel May 4, 2009
Get the Manmary Glands mug.Intangible glands in the human body that activate when one has a strong urge or desire for a particular food. The ideal location for such glands would be beneath the lower jaw; on the left and right sides of the Adam's Apple.
example 1: "I really don't need another double fudge brownie, however, my glutton glands are working overboard."
example 2:
Gertrude: "Look at Esther!"
Pam: "I see her."
Gertrude: "She's been eyeing those apple dumplings all night!!
Pam: "It's those glutton glands, girl. They'll get you every time."
example 2:
Gertrude: "Look at Esther!"
Pam: "I see her."
Gertrude: "She's been eyeing those apple dumplings all night!!
Pam: "It's those glutton glands, girl. They'll get you every time."
by politicchick September 19, 2009
Get the glutton glands mug.(noun) a fictitious gland responsible for the filtration of derp-worthy stimuli in the human brain.
in a healthy and intelligent individual, it acts as a sensor, indicating when something outrageously stupid has been processed. it tends to result in facepalming, headaches, or sympathetic lulz in defense of knowing that the demise of mankind is imminent.
in an unhealthy or stupid individual, it provides a positive-feedback mechanism, resulting in the individual gaining reward for filling their brain with even more useless bullshit. stimulation of the gland in this type of individual brings about erratic, borderline retarded behavior, and in fact causes them to emanate even more derp to the surrounding environment. this can lead to a derp cascade, which enthralls masses of stupid individuals to do stupid things.
in a healthy and intelligent individual, it acts as a sensor, indicating when something outrageously stupid has been processed. it tends to result in facepalming, headaches, or sympathetic lulz in defense of knowing that the demise of mankind is imminent.
in an unhealthy or stupid individual, it provides a positive-feedback mechanism, resulting in the individual gaining reward for filling their brain with even more useless bullshit. stimulation of the gland in this type of individual brings about erratic, borderline retarded behavior, and in fact causes them to emanate even more derp to the surrounding environment. this can lead to a derp cascade, which enthralls masses of stupid individuals to do stupid things.
(intelligent) I swear, if I hear another stupid thing come out of her mouth, my derp gland is going to explode!
(stupid) DDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP! NUOH MAH GAWD KIM KARDASHIAN DDDEEEEERRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
(stupid) DDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP! NUOH MAH GAWD KIM KARDASHIAN DDDEEEEERRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
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She loves it when I smack her checks with my limp gland.
Too much booze last night causes my limp gland. Tina has to mouth Mr. Softee all night.
Too much booze last night causes my limp gland. Tina has to mouth Mr. Softee all night.
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