Gronker

He (or she in the most bizzare of cases) who derives sexual pleasure from sniffing saddles. Not to be mistaken for someone obsessed with sniffing shoes, underwear, swimming gear or any upholstry recently occopied by a female - it has to be a saddle! most likely a bicycle or horses saddle. May also be adapted into an insult for a man who is a bit creepy/pervy. Brilliant word altogether!

"dude - that guy over there is sniffing that girls bike saddle and jacking off"

"yeah thats my dad - he's a gronker!!"

by Al Stone June 15, 2008

gonkey

(Noun)
1. The combination of a donkey and a gorilla, as through genetic splicing or crossbreeding.
2. A person born in, living in or descended from the continent of Africa.

A baby gonkey: dorilla
A litter of dorillas: cubble
Latin - Eqorius Gonkius

Oh my god, that gonkey just robbed my store!!!

by Reeve October 28, 2003

Gonker

A slur or contemptuous term for a goose.

This fucking gonker just chased me all the way back to Vandy!

by mandersono June 19, 2018

Gronkers

Going "Gronkers" is exactly the same as going bonkers about something, but going "gronkers" is an act reserved only for reactions to a terrific play by New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski.

"After Rob Gronkowski caught the game-winning touchdown the crowd went Gronkers!"

by r1y1a3n8 November 26, 2013

Ghonk

A very stupid and annoying man. Also has a very very small dink.

You're such a ghonk!

by JoannaTheGoanna May 11, 2018

Glonkerkle

When you’re listening to a song that is really emotionally fitting, on a streaming service, and you are scrolling through your library and accidentally play another song, thus ruining the emotional connection.

Oh fuck. I was listening to “Solar Song” by Alcest, and I accidentally clicked on “Volcanic Birth” by Dragged Into Sunlight, and even though that song kicks absolute ass, I was in a great mood and alcest was much more fitting. I got Glonkerkle.

by I’m going to play guitardrums August 4, 2019

gonkey

Adjective. Common slang for sexy. Used to describe someone or something that stimulates the nucleus accumbens in your brain, triggering excitement and arousal.

Person A: “Did you see that smokeshow back there?”
Person: “Yes, she was quite gonkey”

by Skrunky November 7, 2020