Gessiele

Also known as robot queen, she is the leader of Fresno fanbase, has two magestic hounds and is an expert lira artist, a cirque-du-soleil like hula hoop. It's said that If you gaze into her eyes for too long you'll most certainly will fall for her.

"Goddamit I've been gessielled"

"I'm gonna gessiele myself into listening to some Fresno today"

by Arse_and_code November 22, 2021

GESSE

Big large enormous fat juicy testicle sack man with giant balls chiseled testicle mucsles and gray pubes that are orange at night and he makes all women fuck the nearest object for no determined reason

Man: "yesterday me and gesse-"
Every woman in 50 mile radius: *fucks hydrant*

by Gessethegod April 10, 2022

bene gesserit witch

A female that appears to be beating or pwning a male at his own game with no effort and much ease.

That bene gesserit witch must be using a wall hack because no girl is that good.

by mieshka September 24, 2005

gessford

A weird person that people love! <3

Jeremy Gessford and Katelyn Gessford are weird but great people.

by Gessford June 1, 2018

gessbumtina

When you’re so quizzical your behind begins to burn.

“I think I’ve been too theoretical today Jess! My behind is burning, I have gessbumtina!”

by pseudonymmeister December 20, 2022

gesserant

An uncommon Scottish word, meaning something similar to "brilliant".

That meat wis gey gesserant.

by Falsecereal July 18, 2011

Gessepany

The feeling you get when you lose the battle and lose the war. It doesn't have to be a literal battle (it can), but it could also be used to describe if something terrible happens to you, and when you think it can't get any worse, it does.

John: "My girlfriend just broke up with me!"
Henry: "Well, sorry to make you feel gessepany, but your dog also died."

by Krafter456 February 12, 2017