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Ben Garrison

Benjamin Garrison is a conservative political cartoonist, and a very controversial one at that. Garrison is (in)famous for brutal depictions of many left-wing figures, especially during the Covid-19 Pandemic, and after Joe Biden's controversial election victory.
Ben Garrison has been at it for several years. His most famous cartoon, "The Deep State Monster", was the one that put him on the map and defined who he is. In May 2020, he sparked a massive controversy after making a cartoon that depicted Nancy Pelosi as a power-hungry monster who is using the pandemic for her own gain at the American people's expense.

His most controversial cartoon, however, was on January 7, 2021 -- the day after the Capitol Riot. This cartoon, demanding that Americans "Stop the Steal", got him and his website permanently banned from Twitter. He's still active on Facebook, however.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 7, 2021
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Garrison

Garrison- A serious male who is politically defensive and opinionated.
A garrison is likely to get pulled over and then arrested for charges not associated with traffic.

Did you see that garrison' he totally talked himself into that cop car
by SeriousLeeFiction October 28, 2011
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Garrison Union Free School

Where children go to have all of their sanity, hope, dreams, happiness, and individuality be destroyed.
{pain} {suffering} {traumatic} {hell}
“Hey I really fucking hate my kid and I want them to suffer for atleast 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.”
“Oh! You should send them to Garrison Union Free School! They’re great at destroying the souls of children both big and small!”
by Abby Moriarty October 24, 2018
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Landon Garrison martini

The perfect foundation drink combination. 1 part strawberry fruitopia, 2 parts Barq’s root beer, 2 parts Coca Cola Zero. No ice (already chilled to perfection)
Fake hustlers have swamp water, real niggas have a Landon garrison martini
by Agent000 July 31, 2023
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Lord Garrison

Lord Garrison, also known as Garry, GarBear, and Pope Garrison. Waddles the Halls of SJR and is worshiped by his students
“Lord Garrison failed me on my final!”
“Nah chill twin garbear will clutch with that cruve”
by MondayNightHalfApps August 8, 2023
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Garrison Lee

#1: Garrison "Lee" Benton is a character within the YouTube Sci-Fi Stop Motion/animation comedy, Super Mecha Madness.
He has been given the title of "Beast" because of his cool and goofy personality mixed with a certain style that sets him a part from anyone else who considers themselves "a Beast".

#2: The definition of Beast.
"They call him Garrison Lee, the definition of Beast!"
~ Bad B0tz 4 Lyf (Bad Boys For Life Parody)
by timetraveler97 June 5, 2011
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Garrison

A person with great strength. Garrison is very handsome and tall. He is great at any sport he tries. Garrison is the person that all girls want to be with and all guys want to be. ❤️
Look at him. He's such a Garrison
by Larrrisoa December 27, 2016
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