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Germastic

Being in the presence of a large amount of germs. Unable to avoid being exposed to germs or viruses.
Visiting my friend with the flu was a germastic experience.

or.

It was germastic on the plane when the person seated next to me sneezed without covering their mouth.
by Paintdoctor June 17, 2009
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germsx

The hottest woman I've ever met in my life. Even tho she doesn't stop making deez nuts jokes ...
Have you heard of germsx?
oh! the one that makes dn jokes?
YEA!
by kuroosbf May 5, 2021
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cock germs

Dave: Dude, feels like I'm wearing wool under-roo's.
George: You got the cock germs bro...
by BoozieSuz June 27, 2016
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my germs

A phrase which is to be yelled out immediately before thrusting your own hand into any given food which is to be shared amongst a group of people at the given moment.

A quote most commonly known from the Wayans brothers' masterpiece comedy film, Scary Movie II, said by Chris Elliott's character in the film.
Jim (holding a large bowl of macaroni salad): This macaroni salad looks delicious!
Greg: MY GERMS! (thrusts hand into macaroni salad, shoves the handful into his mouth, smiles)
Jim: Fucking dickhead!
Greg: Hehehe.
by supermuthafuckinvillain November 22, 2011
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germs

having respect at ones house, also called "homecourt"
(when somone disses you at your house) "Whoah now, these are MY germs."

"dude you have no germs here, just leave"
by house of germs August 11, 2005
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Germish

A mental illness where individuals suffering from it are prone to erratic behavior and thoughts.

Symptoms include: saying bizarre shit, talking to yourself in public, eating whole boxes of Oreos, and/or traveling around the greater metropolitan area seeking the best black and white cookie. Note: this list is NOT inclusive of all the symptoms of Germish but includes symptoms that have been empirically identified by professionals and reviews by their peers.

While the causes are still unknown, there is some research identifying that there is connection between this illness and being Bulgarian.

Treatment: wrapping oneself in Saran Wrap for extended periods of times.

If you believe you or a loved is suffering from this illness please contact a mental health professional immediately
"Yo dude I can't believe Narrissa just bought exlax and three boxes of Oreos."

"Yeah man, I think she has Germish."

"Oh shit get that bitch some industrial Saran Wrap!"
by Theo Chalmers Prechilas January 14, 2017
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Germish

A combination between German and Spanish.
Oh wow there are a lot of Germish people in Chile since WWII.

I wish I was Germish, so I look white, but I'm still a minority
by germishboy February 5, 2009
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