gerbil catwalk

taint

i heard that john has a four inch gerbil catwalk. sick.

by you would never understand May 26, 2011

Horny Gerbil

Having a woman inhale helium right before orgasm, so her moans of pleasure are extremely high pitched.

Dude, I convinced my wife to do the horny gerbil last night... shit was so cash.

by StevieMJH May 31, 2010

gerbi

The most creative person, loves music and art and gorgeous as heck. A person who is out-going and remains calm whenever they hear something exciting. A person who really knows what their friends are feeling, and really cute and makes ugly clothes looks fabulous when no one else would look good in it.

WOW, have you met my gerbi?

by Chris-tee-nahhhh September 24, 2011

gerbil

The opposite of a cougar. A young girl seeking an older man.

I swung by to pick up my kid at middle school today, when this smokin' gerbil gave me her number!

by jmhunter April 12, 2009

Gerbil Tail

When a woman has bush so hairy that its begins growing off her clit.

Suzie hasn't shaved in months and is starting to a Gerbil Tail.

by Blubyu18 February 5, 2010

Gerita

Gerita is a canon ship in the anime named Hetalia. But get my facts straight, obviously the two people being shipped, Germany and Italy, are in a relationship behind closed doors. Without Gerita, the fangirls would have nothing to fangirl over, except maybe UsUk. Read about it, draw about it, goddammit you can even write a book about Germany fuckin G Italy for all I care. Just support this ship as much as possible.

Did you hear about Gerita being canon?
No...
Oh....okay.

by ameris_bank_dude June 6, 2018

gerbil jousting

when 2 men get on their hands and knees with their asses facing each other with each of them having a gerbil already loaded into their assholes and then place a single clear tube into both participants assholes long enough to fit snugly into both of their asses with enough room in between the two of them to watch the drama unfold. When ready, both contestants try to force each others gerbil into the others asshole, to make it seem as if holding court in the days of king arthur only there are no humans with their lives at stake, instead you are witness to the grand spectacle of gerbil jousting...dressing up the gerbils in time appropriate garb is optional but it does lend a certain air of authenticity to the event. If neither person can force the other gerbil to the other side then you will be witness to the brutal act of hand-to-hand gerbil combat which does happen from time to time. LET THE GAMES BEGIN !!!

MATT: my ass is really sore. MEL: well, maybe you shouldn't have been the official site for this years gerbil jousting contest you big, sloppy fag.

by amanda huginlick March 11, 2010