Gerard

old man, usually has a Gock and hasn't seen his dick in many years.
the kinda old bastard who'd rathe eat an ice cream than cop a blowjob.

unless it's from his dog.

did you see that old cunt eating an ice cream?

I offered him a blowjob but he ignored me and was sucking down a McDonald's cone.

yep that's a Gerard

by cumgarglingfaggot October 19, 2018

Gerard

A gay cunt that cheats on you with 6+ girls while you've been dating for 10 months. Pathetic, disgusting pig! Thinks he's a massive unit all over but i promise you he is lacking size in the down stairs department.... emotional and physically abusive towards girls to prove he has power. Also has thrush lol

That child pedophile is such a Gerard

Doctor- "you have tested positive for 'Gerard', it's like HIV but worse"

by Suck my fat pussy March 7, 2017

Gerard

short Phillipino boy who cheats on his girlfriend with fire crotches.

"Gerard likes fire crotches better than his ballin' girlfriend."

by B@Bii Gur! January 30, 2009

gerard

a person who thinks he is really cool but actually lacks inteligence and always starts fights but never finishes them.

man i hate that guy, he is such a motherfucking gerard

by gerardsuckscock June 14, 2008

Gerard

A guy with alot of acne and hits on chicks in which range from one year to five years younger than himself. Always has hissy fits, Starts fights but never finishes them. and is a pussy

Dont have a gerard

by sinksss August 3, 2009

Gerard

A fucking faggot with a small penis. he says he has a big one when its only 2 inches

Do you know gerard? Yes that man is a bitch as nigga

by Gerard Wilson December 1, 2019

Gerard

A boring, studious, or socially inept person

Gerard is a dweeb

by Gummy gummy April 16, 2017