george W bush

the man i have been assassinating in my dreams for the last 7 years.....god help anyone who tries

me: yo bro, i just had this kick ass dream last night

dude: really? what was it about?

me: i killed george w bush

dude: really? that is kick ass

by mike12211990 March 22, 2007

george w bush

See village idiot.

George W Bush is America's greatest village idiot.

by Stoneur August 9, 2003

george w bush

1. The downfall of America. This stupid little prick has the brain of a doorknob (and that's a compliment!). Having associations with Osama Bin Laden, this fucking asshole should never have been re-elected, or even elected for that matter (seen Farenhiet 9/11?). He's also Dick Cheney's bitch, doing everything that he tells him. What a stupid tosspot!!!

2. Son of George H W Bush, this bastard was born in the *greatest* (note sarcasm) state of all- Texas. This piece of shit is a sure redneck. Why is he our President????

1. The bush is around the dick????

2. Reporter- The country is being attacked! What are you going to do?

Bush- I's goin' on vo-ca-tion (stupid ass Bush).

by Bush-Hater January 4, 2005

george w bush

the americans had 8 years of untamed bush. they finnaly shaved.

Man 1: Dude we finally shaved our bush

Man 2: MMMHHHHMMMM!!!

George w bush: hehe, i bombed shit!

by The Br00talzz March 3, 2009

george w bush

An elf from Texas who is the president of the United States of America. Voted into office by trailer trash with IQ's lower than a moron.

George W Bush's ears are so big, he looks like a frikkin elf.

by the shiznit April 24, 2006

george w bush

A moron fratboy who's fathers oil money kept him from service in 'Nam,kept him from ever having to work and must've paid the school system to keep him out of special ed.The only thing he is good at is GREED and dirty politics.Watch the price of fuel drop just before election time.His ties with the Binladen group will see to that.LOOK AT DOWNLOADED PIC.Thatll explain it.

"While wiping my ass ,I got shit on my hand.There by pulling a George W Bush"

by AINT NO REAL COWBOYS(Skoal Brother) July 20, 2004

George "W" Bush

Became 43rd President of the USA through a coup d'etat by colluding with his brother Jeb, Governor of Florida, to wipe black voters from voter registration roles.
Somehow graduated from Yale by binge drinking and was magically accepted into Harvard BUSINESS School with C- grades.

Took business degree and quickly ran three oil companies into the ground. Bailed out each time by Saudi Arabian sheiks, to whom he is now an oilbitch.

Only known cokehead President.

George "W" Bush is the first President ever elected without actually being elected or being able to speak the English language.

I believe that my 4 year old is smarter than George "W" Bush.

I believe my 4 year old monkey is smarter than George "W" Bush.

George "W" Bush didn't need an education, why do I?

When asked for an opinion on a matter of national security, George "W" Bush replied, "I don't know, ask Cheney."

by Charles Lee August 15, 2006