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geezer goggles

The type of sunglasses old people wear. they are large, black, and goofy looking. they can be spotted most often when driving past an older person
hey look, that old guys wearing some geezer goggles
by Eric August 25, 2004
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geezer quickie

A kiss between older folks.
Hey sweetheart, let’s have a geezer quickie, shall we?
by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020
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geezer ass

Slang term referring to a wide selection of age-related ass difficulties that typically happen.
Gram and Grampa have some seriously disturbing stories falling into the category of geezer ass tales!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020
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uri geller

A Zionist Jewfro dude born in Israel, who became an illusionist and claimed himself as one of the Gods from some planet, working for his God and made up some other craps. He gained his fame by bending some special spoons and lied to people that he did it with his mental power, but he was actually using few tricks. Few years later at James Randi's sow, he was invited there as a guest, but couldn't bend the forks that was supplied by the talkshow because he had to do it for REAL this time, so everyone started calling him phony. I do not know why he became a host in Phenomenom with Criss Angel, but w/e. He's so fake and so many people fell for him.
As James Randi says, "If Uri Geller bends spoons with divine powers, then he's doing it the hard way".

Uri: im have the most amazing power in the world, you know what i can do? i can bend a spoon.

Me: STFU i know that's a trick ,even my 4 year old nephew can bend that shit,

Uri: Well people in Israel still believe this shit,, lol

Me : lol ,, Criss Angel can do better than that
by Illusionist November 22, 2007
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Diamond Geezer

A real, top lad. A gentlemen who will go out of his way to ensure everyone and everything around him experiences the best possible life. Common in London and other heavy-cockney areas such as Essex.
Rob is a real Diamond Geezer - he just cleared our tabs from Saturday night
by Vndct June 6, 2018
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geezer shopping

An art form of sorts, mastered by older folks, wherein the full geriatric shopping experience, from shelves to check stand, is exceedingly slow and careful and therefore difficult for everyone around to tolerate without triggering impatience and duress.
Take a chill pill, dearie, I’m old - in case you haven’t noticed - and I have earned my right to get out into the world and do some geezer shopping!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
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Geezers Gonna Geez

Created by Jack on First Dates:

A variant of “boys will be boys
Geezers gonna geez is the act of a lad getting away with being cheeky due to being a top boy

A phrase that is used to excuse lad like behaviour from men being cheeky, getting dirty, and playing rough through the means of banter.

‘Something you would expect on a jolly boys outing

Her - you only like to go out with the boys and be a lad. Instead I wish you would just stay in

Him - Boys will be boys
by Geezers Gonna Geez January 9, 2021
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