Wife: l picked up your socks off the floor, again!
Husband: bends over letting one rip and says: “gassy-ass senorita” and smiles. BTW he’s making a full recovery in the hospital!
Husband: bends over letting one rip and says: “gassy-ass senorita” and smiles. BTW he’s making a full recovery in the hospital!
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We've ensured nothing can be more emotionally disturbing than this game. This game is full of so much explicit content it's been rated J.O. JESUS ONLY. And you thought Gears of Halo Theft Auto 4 was bad.
4 Different Professions:
-Crazy Crack Dealer
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-Corrupt Politician
-Drunk Serial Killer
This sandbox game lets you do anything, and we mean anything! What other game can you beat your dog into a coma, take a dump in a urinal, and have unrestrained shameless sex with your bosses mother? Nothing! That's right, Jimmy!
We've ensured nothing can be more emotionally disturbing than this game. This game is full of so much explicit content it's been rated J.O. JESUS ONLY. And you thought Gears of Halo Theft Auto 4 was bad.
4 Different Professions:
-Crazy Crack Dealer
-Bloodthirsty Pimp
-Corrupt Politician
-Drunk Serial Killer
This sandbox game lets you do anything, and we mean anything! What other game can you beat your dog into a coma, take a dump in a urinal, and have unrestrained shameless sex with your bosses mother? Nothing! That's right, Jimmy!
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The most awesome person you will ever meet.
Caring, lovable, unique and doesn't take shit from no one.
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by Gesinta March 30, 2009
Get the Gessika mug.1.) A foundation white paint/pigment/chalk/gypsum material used for paintings, sculptures and other products
2.) Adds texture. Tons of texture.
3.) When used in the phrase, "To throw some gesso on it", refers to an object or action of the highest quality; an example of A+ work; the solution to any problem.
2.) Adds texture. Tons of texture.
3.) When used in the phrase, "To throw some gesso on it", refers to an object or action of the highest quality; an example of A+ work; the solution to any problem.
Ryan: "Dude, my sculpture is so lacking. What should I do?"
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Phyllis: "Throw some gesso on it!"
Ryan: "Wow, what texture! My sculpture rocks!"
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Danielle: "I threw SO much gesso on that essay yesterday. I got an A!"
Nelly: "What texture in your words Danielle!"
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Haley: "Did you hear about the Chilean Miners, and their rescue? Amazing, right?"
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by positiveanarchy March 30, 2011
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If people are reluctant to try the Gasserole, you may puree the dish in a blender and serve in one of those cool looking sombrero hat style chip and dip plates. Guaranteed to liven things up in the office.
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We were supposed to have another boring pot luck dinner at work so I made a Gasserole to inflate the fun factor.
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She’s GREAT in bed and she can take it hard or slow no matter the tempo.
Gesselle has the most gorgeous smile on Earth which are mostly pared with a nice set of curves and perfect body proportions a man may want to hold. Just don’t forget boys, she’s a devil in disguise... so don’t think she’s just a bottom ;)
She’s smart, loves reading and drawing,(may have daddy issues) but neither less her skin is so silky smooth and she’ll LOVE to have you with her in bed some day.
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