Merrick Garland

Noun; A comically inept Attorney General who was appointed on March 11, 2021. Instead of investigating treason, he spends his days playing Snood, taking naps and getting sexually aroused by manila folders.

“Merrick Garland is as useful as a vibrator without batteries, a paper umbrella, or a submarine with a screen door”.

by apatheticny September 20, 2021

galang

Jamaican/rasta slang for "go along," meaning behave. Popularized by the incomparable M.I.A.
Ref: http:// niceup.com /patois.txt, http:// www.speakjamaican.com /glossary.html

"Galang bout yuh business" : "Go along about you business"
"Why yu fe galang so"? : "why must you behave in such a manner?"

by j3r July 25, 2008

Gayling

Like the previous definition. Describes a bi-sexual male who looks like a GQ model. Never has to worry about if he's going to get laid, he always does and with either gender! Terminology used in the Southeast CT & RI area back in the mid 80's. Only heard now in a reminiscent way.

Hang out with a gayling and you enjoy the best of both worlds!

by Eastside Mario November 27, 2003

Gaelan

A cool guy. Normally sweet and sensitive, especially to women, a Gaelan can become friends wit girls easily and mistaken as a flirt. A Gaelan may often be mistaken for another meaning of Gaelan, but is still cute non the less. A white Gaelan, ruffly around 5'8 is known to be amazing in bed.

Girl 1 'Hey who's that cute guy over there?'

GHirl 2 'OMG he's such a Gaelan, I love him already!"

by Happyiwish1 April 30, 2011

Garland

Someone who's gonna knock down any impertinent fool who dares to cross swords with him.

I, Garland, will knock you all down!

by HardKnox July 9, 2009

galant

A car made by mitsubishi, that is totally gangster and totally sick. many a times gangsters roll around in this car and shoot living crap out of other gangsters and roll to the sick beats blaring out of the speakers.

Yo b, if we gonna tank da crips we betta use yo galant fo a quick getaway.

by rpLock September 3, 2006

galant

Mitsubishi Galants are fast because:

1) 6g (1987-1992) Galant VR4 is the prototype of Lancer Evolution, using the same DOHC 4G63T, which is still a top level engine even in today's standard;

2) 7g and 8g (1992-2003) Galant VR4 (not legal in US) features a twin turbo V6 engine (6A12TT or 6A13TT) that makes the car totally a sick sleeper;

3) Any 6g, 7g, or 8g Galant with a 4 cylinder engine can perform 4G63T DOHC head swap or complete engine swap, and it's drop-in easy. In the US, these parts are usually taken from Evo VIII. Doing so, you'll have a Evo with Galant's clothing.

If you own a 4 cylinder Galant but don't swap 4G63T, you've lost half of your life.

by DnakOmnik May 29, 2011