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GATSO

Short for "Gatsometer" - a Dutch made "photographic trap" system used in the UK and Europe to identify speeding motorists. The GATSO traps are unmanned and take a photo of the rear of the speeding vehicle.

"Gatsometer BV" was founded in 1958 by Maurice Gatsonides, who was a famous rally driver and invented the "Gatsometer". This was the world's first reliable speed measuring device.
Fucking GATSO camera photographed me speeding on the A449. I wish those cunting police officers would invest more time and money in catching burglars instead of implementing another of the government's plethora of stealth taxes.
by Dan Fox July 28, 2003
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Gastonne

The Name of The Original Gastonne (Gary Allport).
The First Ever Gastonne In history, Gary Allport is the original & Only GASTONNE!!!
Gary Allport - The Orignal Gastonne
by Gary Allpprt December 9, 2007
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In reference to Gaston, that egotistical fucker, from the Disney movie "beauty and the Beast".
What you say when someone exhibits extreme narcissism.
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GATSO

Gas Assisted Turd Squeeze-Out.

The phenomenon, where an act of discharging feces from the rectum is made easier by a gas pocket situated directly behind said feces.
Man, that was a real GATSO! Glad I had that coleslaw yesterday, otherwise I would still have been wiping my ass.
by teX3000 April 28, 2010
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gasonomic

adj.
Used to describe vehicles that are, or have the image of being, fuel-efficient.
It's supposed to be all gasonomic, but I don't think the extra 5 mpg's are worth $6,000.
by R06 January 10, 2009
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