Gastronomical

Food that is incredibly delicious. The kind of delicious that is far beyond your favorite order at your local burger joint.

The Chile Verde plate at Salsitas is Gastronomical! It's way better than that crappy stuff at the El Ranchero restaraunt.

by MoDacious-AltaLoma April 25, 2009

Gastonne

The Name of The Original Gastonne (Gary Allport).
The First Ever Gastonne In history, Gary Allport is the original & Only GASTONNE!!!

Gary Allport - The Orignal Gastonne

by Gary Allpprt December 9, 2007

Gaston'd

In reference to Gaston, that egotistical fucker, from the Disney movie "beauty and the Beast".
What you say when someone exhibits extreme narcissism.

Did you see iznogoud2's post on the vesti?
Yeah, he Gaston'd that swagless bitch

by Some swagless ho June 13, 2009

Gastonia

(noun) a place. Known as The #Gashouse or #Gtown. A small city west of #Charlotte North Carolina where nobody wants to go...unless you are looking to score some #jank or #dogfood. It once was dubbed the nickname #LilChicago due to its extremely high crime rate but unlike the real #Chi the #Gs or #gangstas in G Town are a bunch of broke white boys peddling shitty #shards of meth to their #homeboy's girlfriends in return for a chance to catch the clap from her #swamptwat. It is the armpit of America. If you are born there, you aren't likely to ever leave but if you do escape the #trap you shouldn't ever return for any reason! They used to cruise Franklin Blvd like the #strip but nowadays the only strip you will find is suboxone. The only place in the world where everybody knows everybody, everybody fucks everybody, nobody has a good body and you are likely to #get bodied for trying to be somebody. Everybody is a snitch everybody is with ya bitch and running along side main st. Is a big ass concrete ditch.

"eew nigga, why you smell like Gastonia?*

by KingDingALing704 November 12, 2020

Gaston

Gaston sc .a small town full of murders gangs drugs pimps prostitutes and salvage car lots a modern day Masonic dump full of inbreds liars The town liar Calvert lives their .

Gaston its where the Meth is.

by 927156617Boreworms July 30, 2018

Gastonia

A town on the outskirts of Charlotte, North Carolina. It is known for blacks/ros bbq and sundrop. There is also Carolina Speedway, where the entire town goes to redneck it up. Even girls who are snobby bitches go and wear the heels and act like they're country, just to fit. Basically, Gastonia is full of rednecks and girls who are fake. But hey, at least we have good bbq.

Did you see that Gastonian being redneck?

by ialwayswinbitch July 28, 2012

Gaston Porn

Using the JC Penny or Sears catalog lingerie section as motivation for masturbation.

Harlold was always known as a sick fuck and would do anything for some Redbank loving, but when it came to porn he would only use Gaston Porn since it came in the male free.

by puddinpullinredbanker March 4, 2010