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Gas Station Hotdog

Gas Station Hotdog - 1. n. It is when you put a variety of lubes and lotions on your sun burned penis then slide it between your partners bum cheeks because intercourse would be too painful.
Sally get the Aloe, KY and Jergens I'm going to give you a gas station hotdog tonight cause I got too much sun today.
by Really not you again October 14, 2011
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gas station key fob

A cinder block or car wheel chained to the restroom key.
The strain of dragging that gas station key fob made me shit my pants.
by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
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gas station

I got some gas plus eating at the Julios Gas Station
by Calvin B. Goners December 6, 2002
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gas station etiquette

Something we should all practice when filling up, but a lot of us seldom do.
Rules Of Gas Station Etiquette:
(1) If you have just your car, pull forward to da last unoccupied pump (even if you have to slither around others) so dat those behind you can reach da pumps more easily.
(2) If you have a long trailer, use da first pump in line to leave da others clear, unless this would block access to da station. If so, park over in da side-lot and use gas-cans to fill up.
(3) If you need to also shop in da station's store, get da gas **first** and then move your 0%!$@# vehicle outta da pump-island so dat others can fill up in da meantime… don't just leave your rig parked in da island while you leisurely diddle around in da candy-bars aisle!
(4) If you'll need extra time at da pump (like if you hafta tediously "coax in" da last few gallons, or you have gas-cans to also fill) either wait till a "slower" time of day, or else park off to da side and use your gas-cans to finish up.
(5) If you have a check to cash, bagged/rolled coins to spend/exchange, or other "lengthier" business, wait till da other customers are done. Also, walk around da store to ensure you have all your needed items, so dat you don't hafta dash back to da far-corner cooler to grab a second gallon of milk (and thus oblige everyone else behind you to grumblingly wait) and then run all da way back to da counter again! And have your payment-method (cash, debit/Food-Stamps cards, check, etc.) all ready once ya get to da counter, rather than having to frantically fumble for it.
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
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Gas Station Viking

Man from America who believes he is an ultimate Viking warrior. Due to his slight Scandinavian heritage. Typically has long thinning blond hair. And very sparse facial hair. Usually adorned with a Mjölnir necklace, and back runic tattoos.
I can’t stand him, he’s a gas station viking.
by TrashW1zard May 3, 2022
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Gas Station Salad

The act of tossing some salad and the receiver of said salad tossing passes gas in your face. This act not only tastes and smells like a salad bought at a gas station, it also has the same degrading effect on your intestines.
I took Barbara out for a nice seafood dinner, and all I ended up with was a gas station salad.
by Jesty25 April 12, 2015
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Gas station shark

One who circles around a gas station waiting for someone else to leave a pump when all others are in use. This person will usually drive around two or three times waiting for the opportunity to take the spot.
Bob: Dude, we've been circling for hours, let's just go somewhere else.
Johnny: No! I don't care how long it takes, it's $3.45/gallon here, the cheapest price we've seen so far.
Bob: Dude, you're such a gas station shark...
by Bobthe"notrapist" December 7, 2012
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