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Garga

Garga is a Swedish defenition of old people that look like Gargamel from the smurfs. it started as a trend in 2023.
People take photos of these gargas and call it ''Garga snipe'' which are usually posted on tiktok or snapchat.
''Damn look at that garga''
by Runkis March 27, 2023
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Gargamel

The antagonist on the animated Hanna-Barbera series, The Smurfs. All he wanted to do was eat the blue guys and turn them into gold, but alas, he never could.

He lived in a rackety hovel that had seen better days with his orange cat Azrael and his nephew/apprentice Scruple. Despite being the villian, he was one of the most hilarious characters on the show.

Also reffered to as "Garglesmell" by Hogatha.
by Gwen Stefani Grrl January 11, 2004
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Gargamellian

Main Entry:
- Gar·ga·mel·ian
Pronunciation:
- gar-gē-me-lē-ən
Function:
- adjective
Etymology:
- Gargamel (see Smurfs)
Date:
- 1958

1: Of or relating to Gargamel

2: Acting in such a way to display common qualities associated with Gargamel, such as duplicity, carelessness, incompetence, incomprehensible motivations, a marked lack of planning, and a sort of petty evil.
This whole "get universities to ban Darwin" plot is Gargamellian in its glory.
by SmoovB June 24, 2009
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gargantuINT

A number so large it cannot be voiced.

Similar to INT, smallINT, HUGEint, tinyINT, bigINT as used in Microsoft SQL Server 2000 to define datatypes in queries.
When declaring an variable in TSQL: @example gargantuINT (G)
@example2 char(9) is a type already.
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gargantuan balls

Used to describe absolutely enormous balls of a "gargantuan magnitude."
Person 1: Did you see that video of the guy whose nuts were so big, he couldn't even go outside?
Person 2: I know! He had gargantuan balls.
Person 1: I hope he gets better.
by pinjer September 30, 2018
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grugatti

Grugatti is the finest car to ever exist
Supreme be jealous of me when I roll up in the new grugatti
by GRU IS SUPERIOR October 29, 2019
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Girugamesh

Girugamesh is a meme originating from an unintentionally hilarious commercial for Sakura-Con 2009. The video was discovered by 4chan's /cgl/ board and was first disseminated amongst all the regular dress-up faggotry and Cons nonsense that fills the board. By virtue of it being animu related, it soon made its way to /a/ in the form of a screencap of a fat weeaboo taken from the ad. Somehow it found its way to /v/, /jp/, and /b/, and from there it turned into a shitstorm.

On the eve of March 10th, 2009, /a/ started bot-spamming /b/ with post after post of Girugamesh guy's fugly mug, and it spread like a virulent, malignant cancer all over /b/ until nearly every thread was the Girugamesh guy. /b/tards responded by leaving, combo breaking or shooping the faggot's head onto every old meme they could think of - a sad state of affairs that illustrates the death of original content and the depths to which *chanfags have stooped in attempting creativity. A week later on March 17th, 2009, yet another Girugamesh shitstorm began. The difference this time being it wasn't just restricted to /b/. /a/, /b/, /x/, /v/, and a few other boards were hit hard for several hours. This time, /b/ did little to nothing to counter attack other than silently praying to Raptor Jesus and crying to the mods who, as usual, were too busy fapping to do anything.

By the time 4chan's faggot mods had disembarked their daily mantrain, shit had pretty much died down. They did, however, start flailing away with the 4chan banhammers nailing more than one innocent bystander.
Girugamesh is some sorry excuse of a Japanese rock band, which is why it is mentioned in the commercial.
by Baiden April 1, 2009
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