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carroting

The fine art of throwing canoes at old ladies and see how many it takes for them to say FUCK OFF!!!!
Johnny was a great at carroting.
by Captain Tuckshop November 24, 2006
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karroting

a half hearted quest for that which is knowingly unobtainable.

a minute distraction from normal life, which rewards with false sense of acomplishment.

the act of picking one person on the internet, finding out everything you can about them, and then picking someone you have met along the way to stalk next. no contact except for internet medium should be made.
once i fonud this transvestite on some webpage and wanted to talk to her so i tried to find out what irc network she went online at and ended up on efnet in channel industrial and then i asked about and ended up in channel cdc on efnet and met this guy there and then i eventually found her. i think i asked her maybe two questions since i had already found out a lot about her from various websites, people, blogs etc. but the guy i met was interesting so i started stalking him. etc.
by skoobis June 22, 2005
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parroting

the act of looking over one's shoulder to view their actions.
Colon was parroting Taps while they watched a youtube video of Eric breaking his skull wide open after becoming heavily intoxicated.
by buzznuttz April 26, 2013
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Parroting

Gay sex between over weight men while one of them whistles.
Listen to that whistleing... must be some serious parroting going on!
by CaseMan1 May 23, 2017
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grooting

The act and fetish of having intercourse with a person using a branch or twig while repeatedly saying "I am groot"
I am totally into grooting
by kdl850 August 11, 2014
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groting

When you're having extreme hardcore sex with someone
"Bill I walked in on Lisa and Alexander last night and they were fuckimg groting dude"
by The only and only J-Dizzle September 13, 2016
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Grooting

Grooting is when you're in a tree and you bust a nut onto someone walking by.
Grooting is when you're in a tree and you bust a nut onto someone walking by.
by Grooting April 13, 2017
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