garrot

A terrible hockey player who uses to much hair gell and makes to many jokes about having sex with mothers.

Garrot is an ass

by K thanks for the woods May 6, 2018

Garrot the Carrott

A non-illegal non-imigrant war veteran involved in the chaos of WWIII. An underappreciated hero.

"That Garrot the Carrott is such a cool non-imigrant veteran."

by Depression,my_good_sir.png November 26, 2018

Garoth

A lobster fish eagle pig man, brother is ed, he is really good looking, if you ever need a fake boyfriend you can you pretend Garoth is your boyfriend...not that I've ever done that...

Todd: who are you taking to prom?
Jenna: ummm, you know....my boyfriend....ummmm...garoth..............
Todd: suurrrre jenna

by Edsheeranraptorschild June 15, 2019

garrethizer

An epic gamer, Oro main in Fortnite, and TF2 enthusiast.

Put some spring in your step, don't be a garrethizer.

by when caveman October 18, 2020

GARRATH

Garrath Davis was a young athletic genius. He knew everything about everything! He was a follower of Christ, who had the strength of Job. He was an Amazing football player and body builder. He was diagnosed with the most painful type of cancer anyone could ever have (in 2021) but he fought like a warrior. As the days and months passed things would always progressively get worse for him health wise but yet his faith in God only grew stronger. Garrath fought for 13 long months. He went from being a completely healthy 5.0 gpa body builder and football player- to being extremely ill, but that never got in the way of him thanking God for everything he still had. He would say “ If I lost everything, Id still have everything, because I have God.” He was an ANGEL, a GENIUS, a TWO HANDED GAMER, A 19 YEAR OLD PSYCHIATRIST, PHILOSOPHER and the most amazing person you could ever meet. He is said to be called 2022s disciple of Christ sent straight from heaven. Dr. GARRATH RANDOLPH DAVIS!

01/31/2002 - 02/21/2022

I WISH TO HAVE THE STRENGTH OF GARRATH!
HE HAD THE PATIENCE OF JOB AND THE STRENGTH OF GARRATH.

HAVE THE BRAINS OF GARRATH.
BE MORE LIKE GARRATH!

by Randolphana September 24, 2022

Garroting

the act of picking carrots, but specifically on a wednesday

Hey wanna go garroting?

Nah dude wtf? It’s a Thursday we can’t go.

by trick-.- October 19, 2022

dirty gagroth

When a man with gonarhea lies about wearing condom while having anal sex gets his girl to finish him off orally.

She said she liked both guacamole and caso blanco dip, so I gave her a dirty gagroth.

by Gagroth69 November 12, 2020