Gark

The sound made when choking on your own dick; the word was coined by youtube host Reina Scully.

That creepy dude in the back of class died of garking last night when he was home alone.

by SourceFed Podcast Listener July 17, 2016

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when your dick herts from wanking to long

dave had been wanking for days and his dick felt like it was on fire

dave seid " ow shit ive gark ed it

by dddgg March 13, 2010

Gark

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Max is gark

by I hate koda so much June 3, 2022

gark

The sound of sucking your own dick.

"Yo dude I heard you garking last night."
"I gark all the time.

by Puh Zooner July 17, 2016

Gark

The act of eating cereal out of one's anus.

Yo bro, you wanna gark later?

by anonymous May 3, 2024

Gark

Gark: A multi billionaire's penis.

Hey, look at Elons zipper bulge, Ollie, he must-have a really big "Gark".
Ollie hated mopping the executive washroom, the "Gark" trails were difficult to remove.

by aureliuspm January 18, 2025

Gark

an old history teacher who has been alive for 100 years

the Gark told fabulous tales of history and time

by Gary-Lee the Fish June 5, 2019