Art Garfunkel

It's when you start fucking a chick and then stop and decide to jerk off by yourself since it just feels better then being together.

I heard Tom pulled an Art Garfunkel last night.

by Chaz TW August 22, 2011

Slobbering Garfunkel

This is an obscure one.

Your Uncle, who bears more than a slight resemblance to Art Garfunkel, has just blown you to completion and your father is on the receiving end of your uncle's snowball.

Holy crap dude, Burt just gave your Dad a slobbering Garfunkel.

by Miss Toffee September 9, 2010

Simon and Garfunkel Shit

When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “

I have to take Simon and Garfunkel shits until my testicle support unit is finished drying.

by Pheecees August 4, 2022

Ur uncle garfunkel

The worst thing known to man kind, worst that ur grandpap trap.

1. Ur mom gay
2.Ur dad lesbian
3.no u
4.no w
5. Well ur granny tranny
6. Well ur grandpap trap
7 well ur uncle garfunkel

by Nitspike May 13, 2018

Garfunkel Says

A kiddie game whereby you get credit if you always remember to NOT comply with a request if "Garfunkel says" is uttered beforehand.

I love playing "Garfunkel Says" wif da neighborhood kids, but da problem is dat I often have trouble remembering if da action-requester actually said "da magic words" or not, and so I tend to get GarFLUNKeled a lot during said uproarious game. :P

by QuacksO December 6, 2020

Simonless Garfunkel

A person that is talented within a duo but is not as talented when they venture off on their own.

Mark Frost made great television with David Lynch, but without him he is simply a Simonless Garfunkel.

by jluvfool420 March 4, 2021

Garfunkel Lock

Where the only music you can find on the radio is decades older than what you want to hear.

I was looking for the new Shinedown songs on the radio but I was in Garfunkel Lock

by musicalive February 14, 2012