A scumbag welsh wanker, probably from the valleys. A racicst petrol bomber who is also a theif. A person that will commit I.D fraud. More than likley to have a few children dotted around that he doesn't see. And is also more than likely to have the second name of Price. A trickster and a fraud that uses people to climb the social ladder.
by mani11111111111111111111111111 July 7, 2012
by PotBellyMahon August 16, 2017
He’s always moody and clumsy doing things like tripping over binss. He constantly looks hungover and can’t control his temper. He does weird chicken dances when he thinks no ones looking and has weird funny eyebrows he can’t stop raising. He couldn’t control a goldfish to save his life and is such a mummy’s boy . He gets very rude and stressed easily and can be very cringey overall he is quite funny but with people laughing at rather than with him.
by Sussex rat November 2, 2019
When a large man has a penis that is not in proportion to his body size. When it looks as if a midgets penis was transplanted on to a average mans body.
Girl No. 1: Yeah Gareth Delap has such a midget dick
or
Girl No. 1: dude you have such a midget dick.
Gareth Delap: yea but my girlfriend loves to floss with it.
or
Girl No. 1: dude you have such a midget dick.
Gareth Delap: yea but my girlfriend loves to floss with it.
by haha! feck u! November 12, 2010
by Jsrach February 25, 2018
A British slang term for a particularly strong and addictive variety of marijuana, generally very expensive and rare.
Normal grass just isn't doing it for me at the moment, old chap... I think I'll procure some Gareth.
by FactFinder November 13, 2014
A man, often of Welsh descent, who magnetically attracts beautiful women. Often carries a stick to keep the not beautiful enough ones away. Or to remove the clothes of those that are.
Oh Gareth...you are soooo attractive...literally, I mean...help! I'll be suffocated by your wonderfulness!
by Jeeves89 February 6, 2010