Mexican Gardener

The people the white ladies use for excuses to not be racist

John: Lady, your racist.
Mia: No! My gardener is Mexican! I have a Mexican Gardener. I'm not racist!
John: stfu and die

by vennyweenny September 24, 2023

Gardener

A gardener is a piece of shit who never mows the lawns and let’s all your plants die.

Shasko Dubich our gardener pulled up in his 2005 g wagon and was three hours late and all he had to do was mow the grass and rake the leaves. Andre Rakin his right hand man was drinking a beer while Shasko Dubich bragged about how he owned a trailer park.

by Shasko Dubich February 2, 2022

Gariner

Word commonly used to describe a young afro carribean fellow, prior to a night out on facebook chat, whilst still slightly intoxicated...

Dave: What you say Gariner?

Gariner: I didn't say anything... What did you do after school on Thursday?

by whatyousaygariner? February 19, 2009

Pulling a Frazier Gardner

When you like someone for a long amount of time and still haven’t asked them out

“Dude stop pulling a Frazier Gardner and ask her out already, it’s been 2 years”

by theawesomeone11 September 8, 2019

the gardner

Its when your having sex doggy style and just before you bust your load, you pull out and rip her ass hairs off of her balloon knot with your fingers like if they where weeds.

the Gardner teaches girls to shave the asshole.

by Hectizzle June 5, 2007

Psycho Gardener

An angry Gardener that may snap into a rage of anger if you cross into their yard, garden, or property.

Wow, that guy over there watering his plants need to get laid, he looks like a Psycho Gardener

Look kids, the Psycho Gardener is planting some watermelons in his yard!

Don't walk on that guy's grass, he gets real pissed off, almost like a Psycho Gardener or something.

by John Planter November 16, 2011

gardener

An undercover name, used by teenagers for person who sells cannabis.

"dude, the gardener got arrested" or "i saw the gardener yesterday"

by Beckee February 22, 2008