uphill gardener

a Chutney Ferret, Marmite Miner or, more simply, BumGay.

Man on man action.

'Look at Az the Spaz, what an uphill Gardener

by SirSandGoblin July 15, 2003

Downhill gardener

When a female takes a dive into another female’s love hole, this is known as downhill gardening.

Gertrude and Francis were rumoured to both be a downhill gardener. They were working so hard last night that they appeared to be in pain! The screams could be heard for miles!

by Ang-Lee January 23, 2021

Angry Gardener

When a person rips out the pubic hair of another with the fury of a seasoned landscaping architect.

Hank: Dude, last night I gave Pamela the Angry Gardener.
Johnny: Funny, I thought she shaved....

by Zach Aesthetics_ March 17, 2010

randy bum-gardener

going up behind someone who is in the act of gardening and screwing them unawares up the ass
HIGH FIVE

gardener: 'sorry i cant sit down tonight my ass kills from that unexpected bum-gardener from Randy'

randy bum-gardener: 'He he he'

by Big Dave and H-dogg January 8, 2010

Garbered

Nigger rigged, but with less reliable, predictable or satisfactory results

What is wrong with this piece of junk? Has it been garbered?!

by Filthy camoche January 11, 2018

Gurderer

A person who commits gurder

My mom is a gurderer!

by Essentuan January 30, 2019

Gardeners Cat

Someone who is always watching or is very observant of a particular person or thing.

"Yo that Jason guy quickly managed to find Nathan at the festival. Turns out he never let his eyes stray from him. Hes such a gardeners cat."

by courtney2323 January 10, 2020